How well do you know the MPT dvd?

This is an ultimate quiz for all those saddos who watch the MOIST dvd over and over and have memorized pretty much all of it.

Question 1:Who was dying Dave's hair in a bathroom?
Stan
Kevin
Paul
David
Graeme
Question 2:Why was Mark sad?
David found a female companion as a replacement
Paul did not return his amorous feelings
David broke his guitar. Again,
Because he tried to steal a forklift-but we stopped him!
He looked back at his former hairstyle...(what was he thinking?)
Question 3:Where did 'the devil himself' steal a newspaper from?
McDonald's
Paul's secret stash
Jeff would never steal anything!
Kevin would never steal anything!
Wendy's
Question 4:In what video does David sport a shirt that he proclaims is 'all wrong'?
Freaky Be Beautiful
Gasoline
Underground
Tangerine
He never said that!
Question 5:What does Jeff say he is as broken as?
This can
This cup
Kevin's keyboard after an encounter with an exuberant Dave
I think the real question here, is why David Hasselhoff doesn't appear in any MOIST videos.
Question 6:Who has the 'kung-fu grip'?
Mark
Paul
Dave
Kevin
Jeff
Question 7:Who is the mighty hunter?
Paul
Mark
Kevin
Jeff
Dave
Question 8:Why does an ambulance come to take Dave away in the Gasoline video?
He had been charged with assault (of Kevin) in the first degree
He grew another appendix and it exploded too
Somehow a dog got on the set ,and he has an allergy attack
They'd had enough of Dave running
His stumble proved fatal, he died after reaching the hospital
Question 9:Which 2 videos feature Paul's ex girlfriend?
Silver and Push
Silver and Believe Me
Believe Me and Resurrection
Leave It Alone and Silver
Resurrection and Leave It Alone
Question 10:Who is afraid of goats?
Mark
Paul
Jeff
Kevin
David
Question 11:What city is the band in when they discuss the pool, and if they could jump into it from the balcony?
Montreal
Winnipeg
Toronto
Vancouver
Hamilton
Question 12:How is David able to walk through walls?
He has to close his eyes
DAVE CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS?!!!
He has to be accompanied by Paul
Ummm...you guys, Dave can't walk through walls....
He has to take his hands out of his pockets
Question 13:Why does Jeff look upset in a shot of Breathe?
He may have had something in his eye
David stole his cowboy hat idea
Mark was too busy with Paul to spend any time with him
He was thinking about the homeless and how he couldn't help all the starving children of third world countries.
Question 14:What was Jeff's former occupation?
A stripper
A computer salesman
A nun
An exotic dancer
One of Satan's many mortal minions
Question 15:In an encounter with a cattle bridge in Europe, who's suggestion was it to drive across?
Paul
Jeff
Stan
David
Graeme
Question 16:Who said the following 'Yes. No. Yes. No.'?
Dave
Jeff
Mark
A speaking parrot who joined them on tour.
Paul
Question 17:Who said 'This is a smaller house. Later, you will see a larger housë. Ah, the larger house.'
Paul
Kevin
A Mexican who was on set
Mark
DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!!
Question 18:'Stop showing off you're ass'
Kevin
Nobody said that
Paul
Mark
Stan
Question 19:Who has both ears pierced and the left nostril pierced as well?
Paul
Mark
Graeme
Dave
None of them do
Question 20:BONUS! What are the guys' middles names in this order: Mark Kevin David Jeff Paul
Thompson, Matthew, none, Andrew, Howard
Andrew, Thompson, none, Howard, Matthew
Matthew, Andrew, none, Matthew, Howard
none, Matthew, Marianne, none, Christopher
Christopher, Howard, none, Andrew, Thompson

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