The Cheeeeeeese Test

I know that someone made a test about cheese before, but trust me, this is totaly original. This is about how much you like cheese. Are you ready to devote your entirely to this amazing food or do the thoughts of cheese sandwiches scare you? Come here to find out.

Question 1:Do you love cheese?
It is my entire life. I love it more than bread and even more than peanut butter.
I actually have no real desire for cheese. I think it is yucky.
I like cheese, but I wouldn't say that I love it.
Question 2:Do you need cheese?
Not at all. It is a goddamn food! Why would anyone need a certain food?
Well, I have a special disorder in which I must consume cheese on daily basis. *cough, cough, loser!*
CHEESE! CHEESE! GIVE ME SOME CHEESE RIGHT NOW! I HAVEN'T HAD ANY SINCE BREAKFAST!
Question 3:Do you smell like cheese?
No, of course not.
Of course I don't smell cheese! This is the stupidest test ever!
Who doesn't? I actually have some melted cheese in a bottle in my room.
Question 4:Do you look like cheese?
LOL. Of course not, cheese is a food, silly. Although my head is the same shape.
God, do I wish I did. I dressed up as cheese for Halloween once and kids threw cheese at me. That was the best day.
How the hell can someone look like cheese?! You are such a dumbass!
Question 5:Do you hear cheese calling to you in your sleep?
Every wonderous night. Only 3 weeks and 4 days until cheese ship comes.
I sometimes have dream about cheese if that's what you mean.
CHEESE DOES NOT TALK YOU IDIOT! YOU CANNOT HEAR IT IN YOUR SLEEP! JUST SHUT UP!
Question 6:Do you long to touch the amazing surface of cheese?
I don't really like the way cheese feels. It weird.
I have a hat made out of cheese. And my aunt is working on a blanket.
Its food! You are supposed to eat it! Not long to touch it!
Question 7:How old are you?
18 or younger
older than 18
Like I'd tell an idiot like you my age!
Question 8:Are you a male or a female
Female
Male
I neither. I am cheese.
Question 9:What do you wish your name was?
Cheesy McCheeseburger
Madison Carter
Mr. Shut the F up, you cheese-loving freak!
Question 10:Are you willing to devote your life to cheese?
I don't think a food is worth that.
That is my lifelong dream.
How exactly do you devote your life to a food?! Seriously, dude, get help.

This Quiz has been designed by Amanda Sadlowski.