Are you obsessed with paper clips?

Through the many years of me studying people I have come to see that many people are obsessed by the strange ways of paper clips, take this test to see if you're one of these people...

Question 1:When you see a paperclip laying down on a desk, what is your usual reaction?
Think of how bad you want that paper clip.
Stroke it back and forth until someone comes up and asks you what you are doing.
I put it in my pocket and walk away without anyone noticing.
I eat it.
I bend it all up and throw it on the ground.
Question 2:What do you usually do when someone has more paper clips than you?
I politely ask for some of their paper clips.
I walk on.
I'm not obsessed with paper clips, I'm just taking this test because you told me to.
I have enough money to go and buy more...I don't need that person.
I chase them down and beat the crap out of them, then take all of their paper clips.
Question 3:Have you ever kidnapped some paper clips and wrote a ransom note for their safe return?
No
Only if they are the pretty kind...like the colored ones...awww, they are so awesome!!
Yes
Question 4:Has anyone threatened to take your paper clips away from you?
Yes.
No
No, because they know I will come back and beat the crap out of them.
Question 5:Have you ever had sexual dreams about paper clips?
NO!!!! YOU PERVERT!!!
Yes, but only once....it was a time when I was mentally ill.
Yes, they are soo sexy
Question 6:How many paper clips do you own?
7
3
Over 9,000,000
I don't own any
1 1/2
Question 7:Do you dress up your paper clips(if you have any)?
No
Dude, you're twisted
Yes, they look so cute!!!!
Question 8:Have you ever had sexual desires towards paper clips?
No
Yes, Their hard shiny bodies...yum
You're freaking me out.
Question 9:How many paper clips are near you?
None, I don't waste my time on paper clips.
ALL OF THEM!!! I DONT TRUST ANYONE!!!!SO YOU KEEP AWAY FROM THEM YOURSELF
Like 1 or 2, only because I'm in an office.
87
32
Question 10:What do you usually dream about at night?
PAPER CLIPS!!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF P A P E R C L I P S!!
I dream about my boyfriend/girlfriend, like you do about yours.
Unicorns and crap like that.
Being famous.
No comment.
Question 11:What’s the name of your partner...?
Skye (Hardcore Productions)
Corn Bread
Mast R. Bater
Tom Green
Pape R. Clip
Question 12:(This question isn't about paper clips) Who do you love?
Some guy
Some girl
YOU!!!!(Kody)
Question 13:What do you like in your partner?
He/She's sexy
I don't know
His shiny metalness, and hard bendable body.
Question 14:What's an item that can be located through out your house?
Cheerios
Condoms
Paper clips!!! duh!!
Question 15:LAST ONE...Do you think you are obsessed with paper clips?
No
Dude, get a life.
You're a pathetic loser.
Yes, they are so sexy...it hurts me emotionally if one doesn’t like me!
I love Kaila

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