DK's South Park Quiz

Find out which South Park kid you're like.

Question 1:What's the name of Stan's gay dog?
Sparky
Spike
Spot
Scud
Fido
Question 2:What was Kyle dying from when Cartman got his theme park.
Cancer
Haemeroids
Pink Eye
Chicken pox
The Plague
Question 3:What did Cartman feed Scott Tinnerman?
Chilli
Mr Hankey
His Parents
Puke
Pubes
Question 4:In the Mr Hankey Christmas special, when Kyle sings the dreidel song, who does his dad sing about?
Chanuka
Madonna
Courtney Cox
Britney Spears
Grandpa Marsh
Question 5:What is the word that's on Cartman's hand when he's dressed up like a rapper after assuming Chef's his dad?
Die
Rip
Rap
Pop
Pie
Question 6:Who's the strongest dog in South Park?
Sparky
Rex
Jimmy
Silvester
Guard dog (from the movie)
Question 7:In the movie, what does Dr. Boschnocka tell Cartman after he complains that his head hurts?
Don't worry about that
Nothing
Shut up
Be quiet
Not now
Question 8:How did Kenny die in the very first episode?
Ran over by cows
Ran over by Officer Barbrady
Shot by the visitors
Farted on by Cartman's anal probed ass
Crushed by a safe
Question 9:Who's Timmy's rival?
Kimmy
Tommy
Billy
Willy
Jimmy
Question 10:What colour is Stan's hair?
Brown
Red
Black
Blonde
Grey
Question 11:How old is Stan's sister Shelly?
13
15
20
12
16
Question 12:What's the name of the book Officer Barbrady read for his book report?
Atlas shrugged
Sesame Street
Bumbly Wumbly & the spotted spacecraft
Terrence & Phillip
Go dog go
Question 13:Who wanted Terrence & Phillip and the Iraquis dead in 'Not without my anus'?
Scott
Ugly Bob
Celine Dion
Saddam Houssein
Jimbo & Ned
Question 14:When Mr Garrison went to Tom's Rhinoplasty to get facial surgery, which famous actor's face did he have?
Jim Carrey
David Hasslehoff
Tom Sellek
Harrison Ford
George Clooney
Question 15:What movie does Pip come from?
Oliver Twist
Great expectations
Annie
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Harry Potter
Question 16:What was the name of the iceman Stan & Kyle found?
Steve
Gorak
Larry
Link
Paul
Question 17:Who killed Kenny at Chef Aid?
Ozzy Osbourne
Chef
Elton John
Master P
Rancid
Question 18:Which team forfeited from the dodge ball competition?
Washington
China
New York
South Park
Denver
Question 19:Why did Cartman throw everyone out of his birthday party?
The fight between Jesus & Satan
Kenny turned into a duck billed platypus
Damien set Pip on fire
Kyle didn't get him the red mega man
Not many people came
Question 20:Who beat Mecha Streisand?
Leonard Malton
Sidney Poitier
Chef
Kathy Lee Gifford
Robert Smith
Question 21:What song was Grandpa Marsh playing to make Stan realise the importance of killing him?
Enya
Cher
Madonna
Britney Spears
Jewel
Question 22:Complete this sentence said by Kyle 'Set, Set....(FART!)'
Go
Hike
OH DUDE
GODDAMMIT
DAMMIT CARTMAN
Question 23:How did Kenny die in the Getting Gay With Kids episode?
Struck by lightning
Eaten by the snake
crushed by a bulldozer
speared by the natives
He didn't
Question 24:What was the name of the rich area the boys went to to get more money from collecting tooth fairy money?
Denver
South Park
Cherry Creek
Nebraska
North Park
Question 25:Why doesn't anyone go into the community pool?
Always full
Never available
It's poisoned
There's something in there and it ain't water
1st graders piss in it
Question 26:What was the drink all the men got drunk on when Cartman lead the 'Confederatah'?
Beer
Whine
Smore schnapps
Scotch
Cinnamon schnapps
Question 27:How long was Cartman supposed to be in jail for until he was pardoned?
2 years
5 years
13 years
20 years
Forever
Question 28:Who's a coffee freak?
Mr Garrison
Tweek
Mr Mackey
Jimbo
Terrence & Phillip
Question 29:What's Mr Garrison's name?
George
Geoffery
David
Herbert
William
Question 30:What's Chef's real name?
Vince McMahon
Abdula
Jerome McElroy
Al Powell
Jeremy McDonald

This Quiz has been designed by Daniel Korovljev.