The Mental Maturity Test

We all know our age. But, have you ever considered what your mental maturity is? The age your mind is, not your body? Take the test to find out

Question 1:What is your idea of a good time?
Sitting in the lounge, by the fire, doing absolutely nothing
Being on your own, doing what you want
Going out on the town, soaking up culture and clubs
Reading, or relaxing
Being pampered by family and friends
Question 2:Choose which item you prefer from the list below.
Black Shoes, Sparkly
'Snoopy' Bed Socks
Comfortable Trainers
Slippers
Knee High Fashion Boots
Question 3:Who is your ideal mate?
Someone who likes me for who I am
Someone who plays like I do!
Someone who likes to work hard, and play hard
Someone with false teeth and a zimmer frame
Someone who won't get in my way
Question 4:Which film title best describes you as a person?
Needful Things
The Perfect Storm
Gone with the Wind
Matrix
Top of the World
Question 5:What is your favourite food?
Salads and Health Food
A varied selection of satisfying foods
Soup (Its easier to consume)
Burgers, Hot Dogs and Fries
Anything mummy cooks
Question 6:What is your favourite colour, from those below?
Blue
Yellow
Red
Green
Black
Question 7:What is your idea of romance?
Having a chat about "the good old days"
Being taken to a fancy club or diner
Being left to your own devices
Being petted and looked after
Having a romantic meal cooked for you
Question 8:Your ideal game is:
Solitaire
Masterpiece
Monopoly
Noughts and Crosses
Renaissance Trivia
Question 9:What is your favourite sport from the list below?
Tennis
Shuffleboard
Cheerleading
Skiing
Ice Skating
Question 10:How often do you go out on the night?
Only when I'm taken out
Once a month
Three times a week
Every day
None
Question 11:If you could have any animal from the list below, which would you choose?
Cat
Turtle
Dog
Gerbil
Care Bear
Question 12:How many times do you have sex?
Once a month
Ew! I don't!!
Every day
Once a week
I masturbate
Question 13:Are you?
Angry at the entire world
Spoilt
Original
Inspiring
Tired
Question 14:What is an ideal pastime?
Wailing
The Internet
Reading
Scowling
Slobbering
Question 15:What is your favourite alcohol from the list below?
Gin
Anything ... with milk
Whisky
Vodka
Rum
Question 16:How do you handle a situation?
Pure skill and experience
By not moving, and saying how old I am
I really cannot be bothered
I use my sharp mind and a little technique
Someone else does it for me
Question 17:Writing Implement?
Biro
Pencil
Fountain Pen
Paintbrush
Crayon
Question 18:Who do you admire from the list of options below?
Mozart
Cliff Richard
Madonna
Andy Peters
Kylie Minogue
Question 19:Someone is breaking into your house. Do you:
Call the police straight away, then hide
Call the police, then grab a knife just in case ...
Grab a knife from the drawer, after all, you can handle them yourself!
Wail and cry and moan
Hope that your ears are not working right
Question 20:Which decade best describes your personality?
1960's
1990s
2000s
1970s
1920's
Question 21:What is your favourite part of the day?
The morning, because I'm so sprightly
When its evening
I don't keep track of hours
When I get fed
The afternoon
Question 22:What genre of film do you like the most, from the list below?
Animated Disney
Horror
Romance
Action
War
Question 23:What do you think of human wind?
An event that occurs every few minutes
Something that happens now and again
A human necessity
It makes a great joke at school
It smells!
Question 24:If you suddenly felt a little dizzy, what would you immediately think the sensation was caused by?
The grim reaper
Too much milk
Caffeine
Just one of those things
Drugs
Question 25:Which TV Show do you most like from the choices below?
Teletubbies
Saved by the Bell
Open all Hours
Casualty
Neighbours
Question 26:Would you describe yourself, as?
Completely Happy
Complete!
Completed
Completely Helpless
Completely Cool
Question 27:Which theme park ride would you prefer from the options below?
The Rollar Coaster
I haven't been on any rides in years
Walzers
The Ferris Wheel
The Choo Choo Train
Question 28:Which has the highest value to you?
Fun!
Loyalty
Happiness
Companionship
Retirement
Question 29:If someone mentions 'temptation' to you, what do you initially think of?
Alcohol
Threesome
Icecream
Solitude
OAP's
Question 30:Finally, if you could be a sweet/candy flavour, what would you choose to be from the list below?
Raspberry Chew
Spearmint Special
Fudge Stick
Vanilla Sweet
Chocolate Bar

This Quiz has been designed by Katrina Alexandre.