How Squabbish Are You?

Find out how Squabbish you are by taking this test! Don't ask me whether or not being Squabbish is good or bad because even I, Squabby, don't know.

Question 1:How high is your voice?
Grunt
Low
Normal
High
Ultrasonic
Question 2:What is your favorite breed of dog?
Doberman Pinscher
Caucasian Ovtcharka
Pomeranian
Pug
Chihuahua
Question 3:What is your ideal job?
Microsoft Worker
Bounty Hunter
Drummer
Spy
DJ
Question 4:What is your favorite color?
Yellow
Red
Orange
Black
Green
Question 5:Who is your favorite Aqua Teen Hunger Force character?
I don't watch it (gasp)
Carl
Master Shake
Frylock
Meatwad
Question 6:What is your favorite genre of music?
Classical
Rap
Country
Oktoberfest
German Speed metal
Question 7:What is your favorite hard liquor?
Gin
Khalua
Bourbon
Daquiri
Tequila
Question 8:What is your gender?
Female
Male
He/she
It
he/she/it/they
Question 9:If you see a pillow, what do you do?
Nothing
Pick it up and give it to someone
Sell it on Ebay
Fondle it
Screw it senseless
Question 10:What do you do if someone bites you?
Call the cops
Get a tetanus shot
Get someone to bite them back
Bite them back
Run around in circles squealing
Question 11:Who did you first kiss?
A cop
A teacher
Yourself
A pug
A Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Question 12:Do you have a twin?
I don't know
No
I think so
Yes
I have a half-twin
Question 13:What would you do as a bounty hunter?
Assassin
Water boy
Spy
Hacker
Comic relief
Question 14:Who would you most likely invite to a party?
Anyone named Emily
Britney Spears
AC/DC
System of a Down
A DJ Rabbi
Question 15:What is your favorite song?
I'm a Slave 4 U
Bitch
Sk8ter Boi
Atwa
It's a Small World After All
Question 16:What would you do as a storm chaser?
A lighting rod
The storm itself
The navigator
Hide in the trunk
The radio
Question 17:How do you define sex?
Life
Death
Something I will never experience
FUN!!!
Where I sleep with my head on a pillow
Question 18:What is your favorite flavor?
Xenon
Hafnium
Caesium
Grass
Unununium
Question 19:What is your favorite drink?
Alkali Water
Lithia Water
Mike's Hard Lemonade
Mike's Hard Cranberry lemonade
Vanilla Coke
Question 20:Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Stupidity
A werewolf was chasing after him
There was a pug on the other side
A Ovtcharka full of Caesium was chasing him

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