Drunk Test

How DRUNK are you right now? And how about how drunk are you in life? Figure it out with my Drunk Test! And, if you want to see all of my tests, go to http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion/purplenippledtesties/

Question 1:First of all, have you had an intoxicating drink today?
Yeah. But a couple of sips.
No. I don't drink. (Or I haven't drunk today)
Oh my God.... like 20!!!
Question 2:Have you ever drunk more than five cups of alcohol in one night?
Nope. I'm the good one.
Well, there was that one time where I passed out at that party....
In one night? More in one hour!
Question 3:Look around you. Are things sliding across the walls?
Only that hot babe.
Is that even possible?
Dude.... yeah....
Question 4:Well, this time spin in your chair (or stand up and spin) really really fast. Which of the things that you did after spinning have you experienced after drinking?
Falling down.
Everything is moving.....
That barfing sensation... BLECH!!!! (cough over toilet)
None of these.
Question 5:Who do you see while drunk?
Everyone around me. In caricature form.
(gasp) PINKY THE PINK ELEPHANT!!!!
Double everything.
I've never gotten drunk.
Question 6:What's the best word for someone who is totally drunk?
smashed
loser
drunk
wasted
me
Question 7:Have you ever mixed a beverage like Pepsi with alcohol?
No. Pepsi is Pepsi, alcohol is alcohol.
Well, once. And I'd do it again!
All the time.
YOU MEAN PEPSI ISN'T ALCOHOLIC??? CRAP!
Question 8:Is this test worth taking anymore?
Ugh, I should have given up on it a long time ago.
Yeah, it's kinda funny.
Of course! That way the cops won't pull me over.
Question 9:What feeling do you get when you're drunk?
Undying love for everything and everyone..... well, hello Ms. Juggs....
Self-pity and suicidal tendencies.
Queasiness.
I ALREADY TOLD YOU!!! I DON'T DRINK!!! Yeesh.
Question 10:And finally, to determine if you're drunk.... Press the button in the middle.
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This Quiz has been designed by Oscar Ruso.