Which of Peter's characters are you?

Well, let me tell you about Peter's Useless Abyss of Nothing. All of his drawings are some sort of character. However, some were lucky enough to make it through the entire journal. So therefore, which one do you relate with?

Question 1:First, what gender are you?
female
male
condomlike
none
unknown
Question 2:Next, what is the worst thing that could happen to you?
Getting fired after shoving a broom up your employer's ass.
suffocating in a condom
Getting a B on your midterm.
being called without a question mark next to your name.
having crap drying forever in your ass
Question 3:If a VERY FICTIONAL story were written about you, the best part about your story would be...
The fact that you screw up everything
To constantly be wanted
Reading "Being Your Own Best Friend"
Firing someone
Physically assaulting a rich person
Question 4:The worst part would be...
Getting fired
Getting a broom shoved up your ass
Having to look at the stupid little kids playing with condoms
Worst part? Let them fix what I started.
Being folded up into a duffel bag forcefully because God said so.
Question 5:A typical quote in your story would be...
Quote? I don't talk.
"HIJO DE PUTA!"
"Mum, would you please wipe my ass? I'm too rich to do it myself."
"Welcome to the Condom Factory"
"Yes, master."
Question 6:Anyway, about you. What's your social status?
Lubricated
Third class that must suck up to first class
Second class. Just there.
leather
First class baby!
Question 7:Your sexual fetish is:
condom sucking
dominatrix
none of these. I'm abstinent except to my teddy bear...
bondage
bootlicking
Question 8:What about your favorite pastime?
Surprising people
Reading "Being Your Own Best Friend"
Tour guiding people
Gathering mobs
Sitting on the can
Question 9:How do you feel right now?
Homicidal.
Angry.
Sore.
Bored.
Happy.
Question 10:Finally, what's your last statement to make before we draw this test to a close?
"I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!"
"My ass is still all dry and crusty"
"Buy Trojan Man Action Figures"
"I bring confusion to all"
"No voy a limpiar el culo de ese nino otra vez mas!"

This Quiz has been designed by Oscar Ruso.