How metal are you?

I've seem a lot of suckers these days calling themselves metal. In a world where people call garbage like Limp Bizkit, KoRn, Staind, and Incubus metal, who's carrying the flag?

Question 1:Who defined early metal?
Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
Metallica
Ted Nugent
Poison
Question 2:Dragons?
Mythical beasts from the 6th-14th century.
LAME!
Kinda cool, I guess.
The source of my power.
I have 3.
Question 3:How do you wear your pants?
Loose and low, g.
Tight, so you can see my massive manhood.
Tight, so you can see the sock that's supposed to be my massive manhood.
Pants?
Tight and low like in The Gap commercials.
Question 4:Megadeth or Metallica?
Metallica
Megadeth
Both
They both suck.
Slayer!!!!!
Question 5:Best Metallica album?
Kill 'Em All
Ride the Lightning
Master of Puppets
Black
Load/Re-Load
Question 6:Who is Dave Mustain.
Lead guitars and vocals for Megadeth.
Former lead guitarist for Metallcia
Current lead guitarist for Metallica
That guy from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
That dude from Twisted Sister
Question 7:Maiden or Priest?
Maiden
Priest
Both
Neither
Slayer!!!!!
Question 8:How do you like your singers?
Growling and shouting like pissed off baboons.
Screaming and crooning like girls
Sinatra, baby!
Lame like Vince Niel.
Who's Vince Niel?
Question 9:Is Andrew W.K. metal?
Hell no!
Hell yeah!
A little
Not much
Who's that?
Question 10:Cannible Corpse:
The most extreme, brutal death metal band ever, AND I LIKE IT, GIVE ME BLOOOOD!!
The most extreme, brutal death metal band ever, and they scare me
I admire them for their speed, but they're not my thing.
I admire them for their intensity, but they're not my thing.
SLAYER!!!!!!

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