Question 1:

Do you wear polyester?

	Only underneath.
	I wear whatever Mom buys me.
	Yuck! Never.
	What's polyester?
	If my pocket protector fits, I'll wear anything.

Question 2:

What is your favorite pickup line?

	Have you seen the new Lord of the Rings yet? It's super!
	Do you like my laptop?
	Do I look anything like Captain Kirk to you?
	Hey honey let me buy you a beer! Oh... sorry, sir!
	Hi. My name is ___. How are you?

Question 3:

What are you doing Saturday night?

	Hanging out with friends or a significant other.
	Getting a good night's sleep.
	Watching Meg Ryan movies and crying.
	Trying to find Britney's phone number online.
	Dinner with Mom and Dad, then maybe some Parchesi.

Question 4:

What is your favorite band of the following?

	Beastie Boys
	NSync
	Pink
	Creed
	Blink 182

Question 5:

Are you into Battle Bots?

	I find them pretty entertaining.
	Yes.
	I love Battle Bots!
	Dude, Carmen Electra is HOT!
	NO WAY.

Question 6:

What's your favorite movie out of the following?

	Titanic
	Saturday Night Fever
	Dude Where's My Car?
	Star Wars
	E.T.

Question 7:

Which of the following subjects do you prefer?

	Math
	Chemistry
	Home Ec
	Lunch
	Working in the A.V. department after school

Question 8:

How often do you shower?

	At least once a day.
	Whenever my glasses start sliding down my nose from all the grease on my face.
	I avoid it.
	Shower? I mean, that's for those sports guys, right?
	I can't afford soap.

Question 9:

When you were little, you were most entertained by:

	Being creative or artistic
	Playing WAR
	Dungeons and Dragons
	Barbie
	Erector Sets

Question 10:

Hey man, what you driving?

	I have this suped up Honda Civic. Man, she rocks.
	A Buick Grand National
	I can't drive
	My mom's minivan
	Who cares?