Yes	No
Question 1:	Do you think Elijah is the hottest guy in the whole world?
Question 2:	Did you know Elijah thinks Trekkies are strange?
Question 3:	Did you know Elijah hates the movie Godzilla?
Question 4:	Have you watched LOTR more then 5 times?
Question 5:	More then ten?
Question 6:	Just to see Elijah?
Question 7:	Do you have pictures in your room of Elijah?
Question 8:	More then ten?
Question 9:	Did you know he turns 22 in January?
Question 10:	Did you know his favorite books are "The Hobbit" and "The Hunchback of Notre Dame?"
Question 11:	Did you know he lives in his mothers guesthouse?
Question 12:	Have you visited an Elijah Wood fan site?
Question 13:	More then 5?
Question 14:	Do you visit them every time you come online?
Question 15:	Do you hate all the woman he has ever even remotely liked?
Question 16:	Including just in movies?
Question 17:	Is Elijah on your desktop, screensaver, IM, etc?
Question 18:	Have you ever screamed out his name for no reason?
Question 19:	Do you annoy people by talking about him constantly?
Question 20:	Your closest friends?
Question 21:	Have you ever told anyone you were married to Elijah?
Question 22:	Strangers?
Question 23:	Have you ever written a letter to Elijah?
Question 24:	And mailed it?
Question 25:	Do you daydream about Elijah?
Question 26:	Constantly?
Question 27:	Do you find yourself defending Elijah even against the most ridicules offenses?
Question 28:	Have you spent time imagining meeting Elijah and making plans to meet him?
Question 29:	Gone through with those plans?
Question 30:	Do you love Elijah with all your heart?