How obsessed with Elijah Wood are you?

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No

Question 1:

Do you think Elijah is the hottest guy in the whole world?

Question 2:

Did you know Elijah thinks Trekkies are strange?

Question 3:

Did you know Elijah hates the movie Godzilla?

Question 4:

Have you watched LOTR more then 5 times?

Question 5:

More then ten?

Question 6:

Just to see Elijah?

Question 7:

Do you have pictures in your room of Elijah?

Question 8:

More then ten?

Question 9:

Did you know he turns 22 in January?

Question 10:

Did you know his favorite books are "The Hobbit" and "The Hunchback of Notre Dame?"

Question 11:

Did you know he lives in his mothers guesthouse?

Question 12:

Have you visited an Elijah Wood fan site?

Question 13:

More then 5?

Question 14:

Do you visit them every time you come online?

Question 15:

Do you hate all the woman he has ever even remotely liked?

Question 16:

Including just in movies?

Question 17:

Is Elijah on your desktop, screensaver, IM, etc?

Question 18:

Have you ever screamed out his name for no reason?

Question 19:

Do you annoy people by talking about him constantly?

Question 20:

Your closest friends?

Question 21:

Have you ever told anyone you were married to Elijah?

Question 22:

Strangers?

Question 23:

Have you ever written a letter to Elijah?

Question 24:

And mailed it?

Question 25:

Do you daydream about Elijah?

Question 26:

Constantly?

Question 27:

Do you find yourself defending Elijah even against the most ridicules offenses?

Question 28:

Have you spent time imagining meeting Elijah and making plans to meet him?

Question 29:

Gone through with those plans?

Question 30:

Do you love Elijah with all your heart?