Question 1:

What is your ultimate goal?

	To get your birthday present back
	To take over the world!
	To be on a quest
	To ruin a little hobbit's life
	To get away from these crazy dwarves!

Question 2:

Would you be willing to go on a quest that was life-threatening, and you knew nothing about?

	In this outfit? I don't think so.
	I guess so,why?
	No!!!!!!!!!!!!
	Ssssure, if it involves getting a certain ring back!
	Duh! I started the quest!

Question 3:

Are you afraid of dragons?

	Not when I could shoot them!
	Not if they have my precious, no....
	I'm secretly a dragon undercover. Shhhh, don't tell anyone!
	Ddddd...dddddragggonnss?
	Me? Afraid of dragons? Yeah right!

Question 4:

What exactly is the One ring?

	Evil..........
	My past,present and future! *Sniff*
	Not on my fingers, where it is supposed to be!
	It can turn you invisible! Yeah, it also hurts you, but...
	My birthday present!

Question 5:

In your opinion, what is Gollum?

	A 60 year old heroin addict lookalike
	Me!
	A critter who my uncle could of killed!
	Ugly!
	Smeagol, duh!

Question 6:

Who do you have a crush on in the books?

	Gollum
	Arwen!
	Legolas
	Aragorn...
	The Black Riders

Question 7:

Are you evil or angelic?

	Oh man, I tried to bite off Frodo's finger, I almost tried to murder Bilbo...
	Evil all the way!
	In between, I guess.
	I am neither!
	Me? Evil?

Question 8:

Where do you live?

	Mordor
	In a cave
	In a hole my dad built
	I just... walk around all day!
	Hobbiton

Question 9:

Which of these is the coolest name?

	Dudo
	Mungo
	Popo
	Orangeblossom
	Ponto

Question 10:

What would your diet consist of?

	I don't have time!
	Meat, meat, and...MORE MEAT!
	Basically, dirt.
	I don't eat. How can I when I don't have a mouth?
	Fishies!