Are you a redneck?

By taking this test you can answer that famous question everyone asks you, "Are you a redneck?"

Question 1:Do you go to the family reunion just to meet women?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Question 2:Do people come to your house everyday thinking you having a yard sale?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Question 3:When you mow your lawn do you run into an old broken down car?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Question 4:Do you give out old tires at Christmas?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Question 5:When you go to a motel do you steal everything, that appears in your room?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Question 6:Have you ever gone to the Olympics and put a pig on top of 5 burning circles?
More than once
No
Once
Question 7:Have you ever gone to the junkyard to repair your car?
More than once
No
Once
Question 8:Have you ever told your wife (or girlfriend) she is as pretty as Greg Maddox?
More than once
No
Once
Question 9:How often do you find yourself grilling bacon on a car engine?
Often
Never
Hardly ever
Question 10:Have you ever drank beer just because you were bored?
More than once
No
Once
Question 11:Are you taking this test to see if you are PURE redneck?
Yes
No
Not sure
Question 12:Is your neighbor a goat?
Yes
No
He moved
Question 13:Is your hero Jeff Foxworthy?
Yes
No
Kind of
Question 14:Is your favorite music country?
Yes
No
Sometimes (favorite music changes)
Question 15:Do you find you mother-in-law sexy?
Yes
No
A little
Question 16:Have you ever seen you grandmother naked?
More than once
No
Once
Question 17:Have you ever walked around the house naked?
More than once
No
Once
Question 18:Have you ever killed a deer just for the hell of it?
More than once
No
Once
Question 19:Do you hunt?
Yes
No
Sometimes
Question 20:Is your name something simple, like Bob, Bill, or Jeff?
Yes
No
Used to be

This Quiz has been designed by Ethan Glover.