Which member of Pearl Jam re you most like?

We all know Eddie...but how about the rest of the band? Just for FUN, take this quiz and find out - the answer might surprise you!

Question 1:Which animal are you most like?
Ferret
Crow
Goose
Other
Flamingo
Question 2:Which song best describes you?
Ironman
I am woman hear me roar
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
I wanna be sedated
It's raining men
Question 3:How many times a day do you masturbate?
2
I think it's pointless
Too lazy to do it yourself....saving hand for work.
....lost count.....
4
Question 4:If you had off this saturday, how would you spend your day?
Telling girlfriend to do laundry, then watching tv
Sleeping
Hiking
Masturbating and drinking beer
At the beach
Question 5:Posted speed limit 65. What does your odometer read?
40
Officer, what's an odometer?
75
75,60,80,55,75
64-66
Question 6:What is your favorite article of clothing?
None
Shoes
Socks
Shirt
Hat
Question 7:Is the glass half empty, or half full?
After I finish drinking, I will throw the glass.
Half full
Half empty
What's in the glass?
Where's the other half, and who drank it?
Question 8:What do you like to read?
Labels.
Fiction and Non-Fiction...we all know this is porn.
Something titillating.
Something on the bestseller list.
Newspaper.
Question 9:You are in a bar. Where do you sit?
In the corner
In the corner
In the corner
In the corner
Under the table
Question 10:What is always found in your coat pocket?
Tissues
Bric-a-brac
Tic-Tacs
Cigarettes
Lighters
Question 11:How do you feel about STALKERS?
I don't have time for your shit, Amy!
Are they hot?
Possible new friends
No one ever stalks me!
Damn, stalkers....GET A LIFE!!!
Question 12:How do you think you'll die?
Accidentally
Some disease
Overdose
Suicide
Murder by icepick
Question 13:Coffee?
O.K.
Tea, please.
....after I finish this beer...
NOW!!!
Huh?
Question 14:What would you buy on the Home Shopping Network?
Were any animals harmed?
Nothing
Everything
Scented lotion
Womens clothing
Question 15:What kind of a farter are you?
Waving the air
Surprised
Fart and laugh
Smeaky....blame it on the person next to you.
Loud and repeatedly

This Quiz has been designed by Pseudojeff and Nonstone.