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Do you give great Helmet? Do you like to Barf? Or, most importantly, do you hate Yogurt, especially with strawberries?
Finish this quote: "Ïf you can read this, you..."
are not illiterate
are pretty cluey
are a moron
get a gold star for effort
don't need glasses
What does the numberplate on the back of Spaceball One say?
No Fat Chicks
Baby on Board
I brake for nobody
What does Dark Helmet always do when he watches Radar?
Plays with himself
Has a coffee
Plays with his dolls
Smokes a cigarette
What speed does the Spaceball One go up to?
100 miles an hour
Who does Princess Vespa have to marry?
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
How much does Pizza the Hut raise Lone Star's debt to?
Half a million Spacebucks
A million Spacebucks
A Shitload of Money
eighteen bucks fifty
A cool million
What song is Barf listening to in the back of the Winnebago?
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead by Bon Jovi
Living On A Prayer by Bon Jovi
Unskinny Bop by Poison
Raise Your Hands by Bon Jovi
Youth Gone Wild by Skid Row
Who plays President Scroob?
Dick Van Patten
What did Dark Helmet threaten to do if the king of Druidia didn't tell him the combination to the air shield?
Kill his daughter
Marry his daughter
Pepper the air shield with nuclear missiles until it cracks
Take up smoking
Give his daughter back her old nose
What galaxy does Lone Star hail from?
The Milky Way Galaxy
The Aurora Borealis
The Toyota Galaxy
The Ford Galaxy
The Mekong Delta
What are the names of the twins President Scroob has sex with, at the same time?
Gillian and Gayle
Raggedy Anne and Andy
Charlene and Marlene
Annie and Fanny
Lolene and Jolene
What was the combination on the air shield (hint: the president has the same combination on his luggage)
555 - If you don't like our air, quit breathing it
SOS - We're dying in here
What happened to Pizza the Hut?
He locked himself in his car and ate himself to death
A horde of hungry Ethiopians ate him to death
Roseanne Barr went off her diet and ate him to death
Lone Star killed him
Barf ate him
Who tricked Princess Vespa into leaving Yogurt's hideout?
Pizza the Hut
Dark Helmet - by pretending he was her father
Colonel Sanders - by pretending he was a chicken
What three movies/TV series does Spaceballs send up?
Star Wars, Battle Star Galactica, Planet of the Apes
Alien, Star Wars, ET
Star Wars, Star Trek, Planet of the Apes
Aliens, Terminator, The Abyss
Star Wars. Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi
Who plays Princess Vespa?
Yogurt's hideout was hidden where?
Under a sand dune in the desert
In the Degobah System
Under a huge boulder
On Ant Island
What is the surname of most of Dark Helmet's crew?
Who gets the "short, short version"?
Princess Vespa and Prince Valium
Princess Vespa and Dot Matrix
Lone Star and Barf
Princess Vespa and Lone Star
Dark Helmet and his dolls
Complete this quote: "I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog..."
I can lick my own balls
I don't have to leave the house to chase tail
I'm my own best friend
I'm my own worst enemy
Do you got any Smackos?
What did the guy in the Space Diner order before an alien burst out of his ribcage?
The House Special
The Chef's Special
The Five Dollar Discount
What did Lone Star's medallion say?
That he was adopted
That he was a Prince
It was in an ancient dialect no one could decipher
Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200
It was a starsign medallion. It said he was a Cancerian
Complete the quote: "Come back here, you...'
Ugly Fat Ho'
Fat bearded bitch
What number does the automated self destruct mechanism leave out of the countdown, as a joke?
Who plays Yogurt?
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