Dumbness test

So, do you want to take a dumbness test? Get ready, these questions take some thinking!

Question 1:A man from Germany was flying a fighter plane. Half the people are from east Germany, half are from west. When the plane crashes, it lands on the border between east and west Germany. Most of the survivors come from east Germany. Where would you bury them?
East
West
You wouldn't
Question 2:A red house is made of red bricks, a blue house from blue, a yellow house from yellow, and a black house from black. What is a greenhouse made of?
Glass
Green bricks
Moldy wood
Question 3:Spell silk. Say it five times. Now, what does a cow drink? (think fast, and enter your first answer)
Milk
MOOOO!
Water
Question 4:There are three apples on the counter, and you take away two. How many do you have?
1
I LIKE APPLES! HEE HEE HEE!
2
Question 5:You lift 2 ten pound weights in each hand. How many pounds is in each hand?
20
10
5
Question 6:3*6-(4+4)=?
4
5423543253
10
Question 7:A month usually has 30 days. How many months have one day?
12
15432523523 ha ha funny numbers!
Question 8:There is a one story house. It is totally green. The floors, the walls, the couch, the tv, the windows, etc. What color are the stairs most likely to be?
Green.
Well, it depends. Probably whatever color the wood is.
No stairs! No stairs, ha ha ha ha bwa ha ha ha!
Question 9:Your name is _________. You are driving a bus from Massachusetts to Ohio. DO NOT use a calculator. 5 people get on, 3 get off. 9 get on, 2 get off. 16 get on, 4 get off. 20 get off, 12 get off. You get to Ohio and you are the last person on the bus. What is the name of the bus driver?
I'm the driver *bwa ha ha*
You never stated the name
Bob
Question 10:What is the first question I asked?
The one about the Germans.
There are 3 apples on the counter, and you take 2... that one.
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