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Are the lamps coming to get you?
The lamps are coming. Are you safe? Or will you be another victim......
Lamps can sense fear. How easily scared are you?
What is this 'fear'?
I get scared by the sound of my own heartbeat
I have this dream about a cabbage, but otherwise, I'm fine
Snakes, spiders, birds, they all freak me out
I reckon I could control my phobias
Lamps take 120W bulbs, what turns you on?
Jumping from a cliff only wearing one rope YEEHAAHH!
Know your enemy. If a lamp attacks you, what do you do?
Wrap its power cord round your arm, grab the stand and beat it against a wall till it dies.
Take it on, but go for the bulb
Deliver it a sharp kick and head for the exit
Scream like a girl and jump onto a chair
Squirrels are allies of the lamps, what do you think of squirrels?
fuzzy whittle cuties
Not much really - it's a squirrel
evil - conniving little bastards, who have cocktail parties in the trees
Can you fly a plane/drive a car/float my boat? It will be necessary in the resistance against the lamps.
Of course. I don't do anything else except killing lamps
Yeah, but not well
No. I don't like things that move without eating grass
No. I don't need to
Who is your favourite cartoon character? We are trying to recruit them in our battle against the lamps.
I don't like cartoons
Will you be prepared to eat bugs? Food may become scarce after the invasion.
If I HAD to.
I do anyway. Mmmm..cockroach
Bugs Bunny? But he's so cute
Lamps watch Boobah. Do you?
I had a hallucination like that one time, and it was TOO MUCH!
It's a bit too fucked up for me!
All the time, I own all the videos. I love you Boobah!
Yes, well I can!
Die Boobah, Die!
Can you smell lamps? Can you smell lamps approaching?
I find they smell like turnips. Disgusting. I can sense the damn things
Lamps don't smell
No, I've lost my sense of smell.
Maybe, but only if I got close enough
Will you join us in the fight against the lamps?
So, rice eh?
I'd rather stay at home.
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