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What kind of animal are you?
What is your favorite food?
Turn around, and stay right where you are...
Decaying organic matter.
Describe your ideal significant other:
Gray, crusty and intellectually stimulating.
Must spawn well.
Edible and unsuspecting . A little body fat is nice, too.
I'm rather partial to the igneous sort...
Anything with decent genes and a sex drive. Ah, screw the genes. Just a sex drive.
Crowds make you feel...
When alone, you most often find yourself...
Alone. Doing nothing.
Gnawing on raw, human flesh.
Looking for something to devour.
If you could read, your favorite book would be...
'Philosophy for the Ages'
What's on your internet "favorites"?
'Aristotle Fans Online Web Group'
'Garden Supplies & Seeds' online shopping
'Underground Psychomaniacs Anonymous' home page
I hate the internet. Leave me alone.
'Save the Rainforest' campaign pages
What is the meaning of life?
I don't have the attention span for this kind of thing.
To better our spiritual, emotional and intellectual selves, and to gain enlightenment.
It tastes good.
Does there have to be one?
Sex and clover. That's all.
If you could be anywhere, right now, where would you be?
At a meeting for 'Overeaters Anonymous' with a machete and a spork.
On the Hubble.
In an orgy.
What is your favorite color?
Maroon. Or Purse. But really, colors are below me.
Your best class in high school was...
High school is for the ignoramuses among us. I skipped straight from 2nd grade to Harvard.
High school. Heh.
On a regular basis, you wear...
A condom. Maybe.
Why are you taking this test?
Questions, questions. Now give me your spleen.
I have nothing to do, nowhere to go and no one to see. As always.
I can't type, stupid.
Because I found an unplugged, yet running, computer, in the middle of the woods, on this webpage. Yep. Sucker.
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