What kind of animal are you?

Find out...

Question 1:What is your favorite food?
Lettuce.
Food?
Anything bloody.
Turn around, and stay right where you are...
Decaying organic matter.
Question 2:Describe your ideal significant other:
Gray, crusty and intellectually stimulating.
Must spawn well.
Edible and unsuspecting . A little body fat is nice, too.
I'm rather partial to the igneous sort...
Anything with decent genes and a sex drive. Ah, screw the genes. Just a sex drive.
Question 3:Crowds make you feel...
Impartial.
Scared.
Hungry.
Competitive.
Emotional.
Question 4:When alone, you most often find yourself...
Pondering Einstein.
Alone. Doing nothing.
Hiding.
Gnawing on raw, human flesh.
Looking for something to devour.
Question 5:If you could read, your favorite book would be...
Books? Pah.
'The Shining'
'Philosophy for the Ages'
'Watership Down'
'Moby Dick'
Question 6:What's on your internet "favorites"?
'Aristotle Fans Online Web Group'
'Garden Supplies & Seeds' online shopping
'Underground Psychomaniacs Anonymous' home page
I hate the internet. Leave me alone.
'Save the Rainforest' campaign pages
Question 7:What is the meaning of life?
I don't have the attention span for this kind of thing.
To better our spiritual, emotional and intellectual selves, and to gain enlightenment.
It tastes good.
Does there have to be one?
Sex and clover. That's all.
Question 8:If you could be anywhere, right now, where would you be?
At a meeting for 'Overeaters Anonymous' with a machete and a spork.
On the Hubble.
Brazil.
In an orgy.
The beach.
Question 9:What is your favorite color?
Red.
White.
Maroon. Or Purse. But really, colors are below me.
Red.
Gray.
Question 10:Your best class in high school was...
Biology.
High school is for the ignoramuses among us. I skipped straight from 2nd grade to Harvard.
Portuguese
Sex Ed.
High school. Heh.
Question 11:On a regular basis, you wear...
Stalker camo.
Nothing.
Nothing.
A condom. Maybe.
Nothing.
Question 12:Why are you taking this test?
Questions, questions. Now give me your spleen.
Heh. Heheh.
I have nothing to do, nowhere to go and no one to see. As always.
I can't type, stupid.
Because I found an unplugged, yet running, computer, in the middle of the woods, on this webpage. Yep. Sucker.

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