What are you?

Let's face it: you're not quite human. What, then, are you?

Question 1:Some guy in the store runs up and takes the last can of juice that you were reaching for. You:
Hiss
Shout gibberish at him
Moan
Bite him
Question 2:You fear:
Birds of prey
Fire
The CIA
Tanning beds
Question 3:Your favorite animal is:
Sporting a burn from an ion weapon
I'm impartial
Bats
Komodo dragon
Question 4:Your house:
Has no illumination
Has carcasses hanging from the ceiling
Is completely wired to your computer
Is a hole in the ground
Question 5:Your favorite food is:
Tchet'nuvak'xoth
Blood!
Raw meat
I don't eat
Question 6:Your favorite movie is:
Dracula
Alien
Night of the Undead
Komodo
Question 7:Your tongue is:
Nonexistent
Perfect for lapping up blood
Falling off
Forked
Question 8:Humans are:
Inferior
Good to bite
Tasty
A bit more alive than you
Question 9:Your hair is:
Coming out and is matted down
Not there, I'm bald
Hair!? I have scales
Cleanly slicked back
Question 10:Your best friend is:
The guy at the blood bank
A butcher
A necromancer
The president
Question 11:You are in battle. You are slaying with:
A phaser
My claws
My bare hands
My teeth
Question 12:This is the last question. You say:
BLAAAAAAAAAAARG!
Uhhhhh.......Ehhhh....
I'm thirsty
Vect'nox'xettek!

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