Are the birds trying to kill you?

Are those fine feathered friends plotting against you? Find out with this quiz!

Question 1:When you walk outside in the morning do the birds...
fly away
fly towards you
chirp at you
peck at your head
talk to you
Question 2:Does your car...
have no bird poop
have one to two drops of bird poop
have a minimal amount of bird poop on the car
have so much bird poop you can't open the door
you don't own a car, you fly to work
Question 3:You are watching tv and look outside your window, you see...
no birds at all
two birds
a few birds sitting on the wire
a lot of birds looking in your window
you have no windows
Question 4:Do the birds look at you or follow you when you walk down the street?
no
what birds?
not really
yes, they chase me everywhere
does carrying on a conversation count?
Question 5:Do you own a bird?
no
I used too
my friend does
yes, but it died
I am a bird
Question 6:Have you ever injured a bird, on purpose or accidentally?
no, but I feed them
one time, but only once
never
It wasn't my fault!!!!!!!!
birds are my family members, I would never hurt them
Question 7:What is your favorite bird?
dove
parrot
raven
cooked
my mom
Question 8:If you could be a bird, what kind would you be?
myna
crow
blue jay
a mean one
I am a bird
Question 9:have you ever heard strange, pecking like noises at night?
no
once, but it was my dad
never
each night, it keeps me awake
only when I'm sharpening my beak
Question 10:Do you think the birds are out to get you?
no
well, maybe
that would never happen
YES! HELP ME!!
family sticks together

This Quiz has been designed by Steven.