Which D&D Role Are You?

Which D&D role are you? Take the quiz and find out...NOW!

Question 1:Do you have a great imagination?
OF COURSE! MY CHARACTER IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, EVEN IMAGINATION!
Where did I come from? Where am I?
No, and I don't care!
Yes, I was once told that by the King of Crappingham!
I can always imagine ways to get drunk at an inn and find a dwarven whore!
Question 2:Do you enjoy D&D?
I enjoy creating barriers for others to destroy.
No, it's gay, like you.
Where did I come from? Where am I?
ENJOY!? I WILL ENJOY CRUSHING YOUR CRAPPY CHARACTER! I AM AWESOME!
Yeah, it's always great to get drunk and try to screw people!
Question 3:What are your plans for an orc?
Orc? You're so gay.
Where did I come from? Where am I?
Bring it to an inn and get it drunk and have it screw people!
Create an army and attack the other characters!
CRUSH IT WITH MY GREAT CHARACTER! I AM INVINCIBLE!
Question 4:Your character is dead.
I never had a character you dumbass.
Where did I come from? Where am I?
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT! MWA HA HA HA!
Darn...I knew that Dwarven Whore was a trap! I'll have my other character go to the inn and get drunk and celebrate my old character's life by finding another, BETTER dwarven whore.
NOOOOO! (GUNSHOT)
Question 5:Your character is alive again.
DRATS! Why do I always make that mage appear out of nowhere with a revival spell...?
I knew I shouldn't have shot myself.
Awesome, both my characters can find that dwarven whore and bang her a good one!
I hate you.
Where did I come from? Where am I?
Question 6:Do you ever dream about D&D.
I dream that it never existed.
Oh yes, all the cruel things I can do to them...
Yeah, but it's usually the same as the other dreams I have.
I LIVE D&D
Where did I come from? Where am I?
Question 7:BOO!
Whatever, I'm getting drunk and banging whores at the inn.
YOU DON'T SCARE ME, I WILL CRUSH YOU!
Where did I come from? Where am I?
SCARED YOU DIDN'T I!? HA HA HA!
Boo what you ass?
Question 8:When the final challenge comes, where are you?
In the front lines, taking on the challenge.
Where did I come from? Where am I?
At the inn getting drunk and banging whores.
Pounding your head in you little D&D geek.
Laughing maniacally behind the evil dragon...DIE!
Question 9:Ok, your quest is over, now what?
Where did I come from? Where am I?
Well, looks like I need to take a trip to the inn and find a whore.
Thank God, maybe you'll shut up about this for a while.
The battle against evil (or good) is never over! Onward!
Oh, quests...I can always create more, harder quests... >:) MWA HA HA!
Question 10:Do you feel like playing again?
PLAYING!? I CONTROL!
I didn't play in the first place, just leave me alone!
Where did I come from? Where am I?
OF COURSE, I CAN ALWAYS BATTLE SOME MORE!
Sure, as long as there's an inn and whores involved.

This Quiz has been designed by Levi Elliott.