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Which LotR character are you?
This quiz was made up during a ten-hour long bus trip with my friend. It shows you which character from LOTR you are most like...
Your favourite time of the day is:
waking up to brush my hair
feeding my power into that stupid hobbit
second breakfast and afternoon tee
orc killing time!
halfway between the words 'we' and 'should'
Do you like Flibbert the Frog?
No he's too hasty
Yes he's a good target for my next 'master'.
I'm not sure about him. He looks suspiciously like Saruman's minion.
Is he edible?
He has nice hair, but not as beautiful as mine!
What is your favourite food?
Apples good for throwing at brainless midgets.
Mmm food! Yum!
Lembas bread my culinary specialty.
'Living' creatures' souls.
I don't eat I drink
What/who is your best friend?
My sword for killing orcs oops, I mean Arwen, of course.
My pots and pans for cooking taters
The other trees
Nobody I have power over them all!
My hairbrush and shampoo
Are you gay?
Gay ? Hmm sounds like orc mischief to me
My only love is power.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Arwen save me!
Yes. I am very happy.
Oh darling, how did *looks around, embarrassed and puts on low voice* no way mate!
Which way to the moon?
I have no interest in such hasty issues
The moon looks like cheese!
Never see the moon I'm always too busy ;) *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Whichever way I want it to be!
The moon is glamorous and so am I!
What is your favourite colour?
All colours! I look great in any colour at all!
Greeeeeeeen! (And Brown!)
The colour of Mr. Frodo's eyes.
Red the colour of fire and victory.
Indigo. It's pretty, like Arwen.
Stripes or spots?
Spots. Stripes make me look fat.
What the hell
Splodges. (especially lots of bloody splodges! )
Spots. They look like taters.
I am not bothered by such insignificant matters.
What's your favourite TV show?
Pinky and the Brain, they like taking over the world.
Home shopping channel
That cooking show with Jamie Oliver.
NRL (Rugby league football, not soccer)
If you were on a looong bus trip and stupid girls were ruining your favourite song with horrible singing, what would you do?
Stun them with my beauty
Start singing along. There's nothing like a good song.
Take over the bus and order them to shut up.
Steal Legolas' clothes and throw him (naked) onto the bus. *grins evilly*
Buses are too hasty for me
"Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"
No! McDonalds is the devil's food! It will ruin my figure!
Yes please! I'll have a quarter pounder with extra cheese, a two large fries, a large chocolate milkshake, two extra cheeseburgers
Do you have fertilizer ?
What the hell is this 'food'?
And the cows go
Legolas is so gorgeous
Cows are evil they eat my friends
Whatever I tell them to say
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