Are you paranoid?

Do you feel like you dog is watching you too much? Do you freak out when you see cars drive by very slowly? Is this normal or are you over reacting?

Question 1:   What do you think of the prizes in cereal boxes?
cereal is good
someone uses those things to bug my house!
all I ever do is collect all that good stuff

Question 2:   If a strange person called your house and told you they knew what you got last Christmas, what would you think?
what did I get for Christmas last year anyway?
this person is my soulmate
what's Christmas?
cut the phone line

Question 3:   A strange man in a black coat and sunglasses is following you. What do you do?
steal the sunglasses
ignore him
ask him if he's from the Matrix
run like hell

Question 4:   What do you think of this quiz of this quiz so far?
it rocks my socks off
ZzZzZzZzZz......... huh? what?
why do you want to know so much?
its ok

Question 5:   Which of the following is the scariest?
the mob

Question 6:   What do you think of dolphins?
they swim a lot
they want to take over the world
are they kind of like fish?
I want to name my future child dolphin

Question 7:   What is the FBI?
federal bureau of investigation
farting big idiots
really cool people
somehow, it sounds so familiar

Question 8:   Pick your favorite animal.
pit bull
animal? what do you speak of?

Question 9:   Pick a word/phrase.
tuna and rainbows are cool
this is crap
I wish I had better things to do than this

Question 10:   What is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
play hide and seek
talk to bunnies
go see action movies

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