Are you obsessed with cows?

The title explains EVERYTHING!

Question 1:   Do you LOVE cows?
No, I hate cows
I love the color white.
Duh, doesn't everyone?

Question 2:   Do you wish you knew how to talk to cows
No, I told you I hate cows!
I like padded walls, they remind me of something
Yes, I wish I could talk to cows, why wouldn't I?

Question 3:   Do you dream about cows?
Why did I even take this test? I don't even like cows!
I think the padded walls remind me of home!
How did you guess?

Question 4:   Do you wish you WERE a cow?
Sure, EVERYONE wants to be a cow
Duh!
I Like the coats with the Velcro arms that go around the coat, and it's white, and you can't move, or walk.he he he!

Question 5:   Do you have a cow club?
no, just a monkey and chicken club.
What's a cow?
Yes, we're going to get a new member soon.

Question 6:   Does your cow club have regular meetings?
No, I think that cows are evil!
I might remember why I like white so much...hmmmm....
Yup yup! Every day at the library!

Question 7:   Do you moo in public?
Why, all these questions are off the wall.There's no point in it!
I think the U P S guy smells like cardboard....how come?
Yes, people look at me weird, but I'm used to it!

Question 8:   Do you LIKE to moo in public?
I'm wishing that you would go away...forever!
The Fed-Ex guy smells a LITTLE bit better than the U P S guy.
Yeah! It's fun!

Question 9:   Do you wish you could morph into a cow?
Why do I bother, it's not like you are going to stop asking stupid cow questions.
My doctor asks stuff like, "Why did you kill your mom?" I didn't do it!
Of course! Who doesn't?

Question 10:   And last, but not least...Do you think you are a cow disguised as a human, so you and your cow brethren can take over the human race?
I give up! I DON'T LIKE COWS...THEY NEED TO DIE!
I REMEMBER! MY ROOM THE DOCTOR GAVE ME WAS WHITE WITH PADDED WALLS!
WHO TOLD YOU! You aren't going to tell, are you?

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