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What Type of University Student Are You?
When you walk into Uni, what do other people see?
Question 1: What does a heavy session mean to you?
Being really sore in the morning
10 pints and a round of aftershocks
6 hours of Quantum Mechanics
Hot-boxing the house
Question 2: What best describes your hair?
Beads and dreadlocks and shit
That "just got out of bed" look
Slightly too long and a bit unwashed, to be honest
Question 3: What's most likely to be on your t-shirt on a night out?
I don't really wear t-shirts when I go out
A kebab stain
Question 4: How fast is fast?
Under 5 minutes
A pint in under 5 seconds
A BMW M4
Time's an abstract concept anyway
Question 5: Where do wet patches occur?
Around the roach
Wherever moisture collects
Down the front of my t-shirts
On my sheets
Underneath my coffee cup
Question 6: What is your favourite chocolate?
The FairTrade stuff from Co-Op
Does Bailey's count?
Question 7: What does the word 'beard' conjure in your mind?
I just don't get 'round to shaving
Beards are cool
Question 8: How much do you earn?
I don't normally charge
I'm too busy studying to work
We should abolish wage-work
Three beers an hour
>£6000 per annum
Question 9: The glass is...
Half-full, of ash
Produced by super-heating sand
On my bedside table
Part of a complete set from Ikea
Question 10: My eye hurts because of...
An inaccurate blow-back
I'm not telling you
My contact lenses
I can't really remember
The glare from my computer screen
Question 11: Who is the most cool woman in this list?
Question 12: What's most likely to fail first?
Question 13: My room probably smells of...
Dust and plastic
Question 14: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Why would I need to know?
Mate, what are you talking about?
Did you say swallow?
African or European?
I used to know this...
Question 15: Leather...
Is cheaper in Spain
Question 16: Super Furry...
Question 17: Choose a brand.
Question 18: What are you most likely to eat?
Breakfast cereal, in the morning
Lots of crisps and pizza and shit, at 3am
Question 19: Where are you most likely to be found in the afternoon?
In the pub
In a cafe
Question 20: My chosen form of travel is mostly...
I just kinda "arrive" at places, with very little knowledge of the journey
Walking with my friend Colin
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