If you were a star...

Warning; some biting humor

Question 1:   Who would you rather date?
A sexy broad
Something furry
I don't date, I can bang your mother any time
I have, no time for love

Question 2:   You go to a dance club. What is the first thing you do?
I have, no time for dance clubs
Comment on how terrible the music is then dance all night
Find the nearest cage and stake my claim
Look for a nice married female

Question 3:   What are you most comfortable wearing?
Nothing but gloves and a mini skirt
What you'll be wearing tomorrow
A woman

Question 4:   What do people do when they see you walking down the street?
They chase me, and then I must run
Let's just say, I turn heads.
Yell, after I pinch their ass
People call me names like, "Fruit."

Question 5:   What kind of job do you hold?
I dance
I rely on my looks
Wouldn't you like to know?
I do many many things

Question 6:   How's your sex life?
I have, no time for such things.
Wild and exciting
Ask your mother.
The monkey knows.

Question 7:   What kind of music do you listen to?
Your mother likes it loud and fast.
The music you'll be listening to tomorrow.
I have distaste for the music of the day
Exotic music

Question 8:   What's you favorite movie?
"Laure ou Une sensuelle rencontre"
I have, no time for movies
"Monty Python's The Meaning of Life"

Question 9:   How many intimate relationships have you had?
You expect me to keep track?
Including your mother?
They want me, but they can't have me.
Homosapians or other mammals?

Question 10:   Which animal do you prefer the most?
Something furry, like a monkey
Your mother
The animal that is the stage. I must tame it!
A lion

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