How stupid are you?

You see all these tests about smartness. But have you seen a stupid test? Try it.

Question 1:   What is the color of the sky?
Red
Blue
Box
Don't know

Question 2:   Are you using the web right now?
No
I'm not a spider
Yes

Question 3:   How far can a dog go into a forest with a broken leg?
2 miles
Let me try
Half way

Question 4:   Are you stupid?
Yes
...What?...
No

Question 5:   What is the answer to 4(1-x)+3x=-2(x+1)?
951
I'm too stupid to know
-6

Question 6:   Is the Big Dipper a constellation?
No
5
Yes

Question 7:   How do astronomers measure the distance to a star?
Parallax (shift)
Space ship
Big ol' ruler

Question 8:   How many eyes do you have?
Three
Too
Two

Question 9:   What's the color of a carrot?
Blue
Dec.16,1773
Orange

Question 10:   What is the name of our president George Bush?
Britney Spears
George Bush
...president?...

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