Are you kinky?

Think you've tried everything? Take this quiz and find out...

Question 1:   So hot shot, how do you categorize your sexual self?
Completely straight
Been attracted to members of the opposite sex, but would never sleep with them
Bisexual
Openly gay
Closeted gay

Question 2:   How many people have you fooled around with (oral sex, caressing, etc.)?
0
1-10
10-20
20-50
over 50

Question 3:   When you sleep with someone, how necessary is foreplay?
Just get to it, foreplay isn't that great
I like to mess around, but only for a little while before I get to the 'real' stuff
Foreplay is the best, I almost never have sex without fooling around first
Hey, foreplay is sex too

Question 4:   Have you ever participated in a threesome or an orgy?
No way in hell!
Haven’t done it, but I'm waiting for the chance to try
Yeah, it was awesome!
I tried it, but I wouldn't do it again

Question 5:   Do you like the taste of cum? (Male or female)
Not at all
I'll go down on my partner if they want me to, but I don't initiate it
If Ben & Jerry's made cum-flavored ice cream, I'd buy it every day
I only like my partner to go down on me

Question 6:   What do you think about erotic asphyxiation? (Cutting off your air supply when you orgasm)
Sounds scary, no way!
Tried it, but I don't want to do it again
Asphyxiation makes the best orgasms ever, I do it alot
I might give it a shot...

Question 7:   Which of these magazines would you be most likely to subscribe to?
Foot Fetish
Chix With Dix
Whips And Chains
Seventeen
None, I do my shopping online

Question 8:   How do you feel about vampiric sex?
Blood is the staple of my sexual career
Sexy, but I only do it once in a while
Eeew, that's disgusting
Sounds cool, but I wouldn't try it
Done it, don't like it

Question 9:   True or false: sex gets better the longer you've been with the same person.
True; you get to know their body so well that good sex is a given
False; booty calls are more exciting
I don't know, I haven't been with one person for longer than a few weeks

Question 10:   Ever had sex in a public place?
Yikes, too risky
I have, but I got caught
Yes, that's such a turn on!
No, but banging in a confessional booth is my lifelong goal

Question 11:   Are you a sadist or a masochist?
Uh...a what?
Whip me, baby
Neither, that's freakish
I'm a professional dominatrix/dominator
Wow, that would be cool if I had the guts

Question 12:   Is the sex over once you've had an orgasm?
No, I always make sure I please my partner
Pretty much, I can't tell if they're faking it or not
No, I like fooling around as long as possible. Multiples rule!
Yes, I'm a quickie kinda guy/gal

Question 13:   Have you ever had sex with someone whose name you didn't know?
Are you kidding? All the freaking time
Nope
Just give me the chance
I only have sex with people I love and trust

Question 14:   Are you comfortable talking dirty in bed?
Hell yeah
I operate my own phone booth
No, but I like it when my partner does
No, that's just embarrassing

Question 15:   Okay, final question: How often do you think about sex during a typical day?
Every spare moment is devoted to my fantasies
Only when I see a really hot prospect
Not that often, if at all
Once in a while, but it doesn't distract me from what I'm doing

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