Question 1:   When it comes to arguing...
	I must always win.
	Every side always has valid points.
	It is as essential as breathing.
	I try to avoid conflict.
	It is impossible to take a position which is reasonable, nor not to take an unreasonable position.

Question 2:   When I see a rabbit, I think...
	Easter!
	A coward, afraid of predators.
	Of appropriate sauces.
	Bugs.

Question 3:   Jacques...?
	Cousteau
	de Monkey
	Derrida
	Frère

Question 4:   The Eiffel Tower is...
	In Paris
	An example of the futility of technology to cure man's woes.
	A giant metal phallus.
	Someplace for Mothra to spin a cocoon.
	The beginning of post-Modernism as an example of beloved worthless kitch.

Question 5:   I'd rather eat...
	A Frozen "Quelle Quiche" Quiche Lorraine
	Bangers and Mash
	Un "Big Mac"
	Vitello alla Parmigiana
	My own vomit

Question 6:   The most despicable people in the world are the ...
	Germans because they ravaged our country completely 3 times in the last 130 years.
	Americans because they have destroyed all culture.
	The English because they killed Jean d'Arc.
	The Belgians. Just because.

Question 7:   My ideal car is...
	Roomy and spacious
	Sporty and fast
	10 cubic meters and can dart insanely fast deftly through city traffic on 20 km per liter and costs €5000.
	Complete with all the amenities.
	Le Métro.

Question 8:   Johnny ___
	Depp
	Carson
	On-the-Spot
	Holliday

Question 9:   Who won World War II?
	The Allies
	The Good Ol' US of A!
	Charles deGalle
	Does anyone ever win when there is war?

Question 10:   How many alcoholic beverages do you consume a day?
	4
	None.
	None. Wine and aperitifs are not alcoholic beverages.
	As many as I damn well feel like!
	Two fingers of wine in my water, I'm under 12.

Question 11:   Je te plumerai...
	La Tête
	Le Nez
	Les Yeux
	Le Cou
	Le Cul

Question 12:   My first sexual experience was...
	On-line
	In the Greek Islands with a member of the opposite sex 30 years older than me.
	In the butt.
	In the back seat of a Citroën.
	While bathing nude in a waterfall.

Question 13:   Your ideal job is. to be..
	A Painter
	A Philosopher
	A Poet
	A Government Bureaucrat
	To be on strike all your adult life

Question 14:   People who smile all the time are...
	Happy and confident
	Up to no good
	Hypocrites
	Insane
	Japanese

Question 15:   La plume de ma tante est...
	Sur le bureau.
	Ma tante n'est pas un oiseau.
	Ma tante ne peut pas écrire parce que la monde l'a silencée.
	Elle reste encore dans l'alouette.

Question 16:   Liberté, Égalité et...
	Fraternité
	Banalité
	Publicité
	What the hay?

Question 17:   Gérard Dépardieu is...
	Fat
	Sexy
	Important
	All of the Above

Question 18:   Céline Dion is...
	Annoying
	Canadian
	canadienne
	québequoise
	French

Question 19:   How do you spot an American in France?
	By their USA T-Shirt/Sweatshirt.
	They speak loud English at everyone.
	They're complaining at someone about being ripped off.
	They're smiling.

Question 20:   Qu'est-ce que c'est?
	C'est un stylo.
	C'est la guerre!
	Psycho Killer.
	C'est une perte de temps.
	Ceci c'est pas une pipe.