Which Character from Peter Pan Are You?

I just saw the new Peter Pan movie, and no offense to any die-hard fans, but it kicks Lord of the Ringses-er-butt!

Question 1:   What would you say if I told you you could run away from home-forever?
What home?
That depends-are there pirates?
Really? Yahoo!
Well-if my siblings go-
Forever is a really long time.

Question 2:   You see a boy flying in front of your face. You...
I must be dreaming- I must be dreaming-
Can you teach me how to fly?
DIE FLYING BOY DIE!
That defies the law of reality!
Oh, he's hot-and clever, too-

Question 3:   He says to fly all you have to do is think happy thoughts. What do you think of?
Ice cream-cake-teddy-
Being a kid all the time! Wheeeeeeeee!
His eyes-gorgeous gray pools-
Peter Pan dead-Peter Pan dead-
Pirates! Swordfights! Cannons! Indians!

Question 4:   What is your battle weapon?
A sword, I guess.
Oh, I can do anything. Flying, swordfighting, you name it!
My teddy bear. What a brave warrior-
A sword of steel! Hi-ya! Take that!
My CLAW! MWHAHAHAHAHA!

Question 5:   Have you ever loved anybody?
Weeeeeeeeell, there is that savage girl who kissed me at the bridge- *blush*
Love? Love! LOVE! No, I'm all alone-there's no one here beside meeeeeee-
I couldn't live without my Teddy!
My mom, my dad, my brothers, and, well, um, there was a boy at my window, and, well-
Love? No! Never heard of it!

Question 6:   Do you believe in fairies?
I don't believe in fairies! Mwhahahahahaha!
I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!

Question 7:   Your shadow-
Mean! Wicked! Loves to torture me!
Shadow? Why would I have any trouble with it?
Why! Is it plotting against me! TEDDYYYYYYYYYY!
Well, mine isn't any trouble, but I have had to sew some on people-
Tricky little devils-misleading-

Question 8:   Do you like Peter Pan? (The person, not the movie)
Peter Pan-*falls into a dreamlike state*
He's my father!
Marvelous fellow, if I do say so myself!
HOW CAN YOU ASK ME THAT! PETER PAN MUST DIE!
Fine chap. Smelly feet, though-

Question 9:   What do you think of mermaids?
Awwwwwww how sweeeeeeet. Hey, what the... AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
Helpfull! They helped us!
They'll sweetly drown you if you get too close-
Mermaids? Bo-oring! Pirates and Indians and Crocodiles- Oh my!
Helpers of Peter Pan-EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!

Question 10:   Finally, if you WERE to leave home, what would be the reason?
Lesson with my Aunt! UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
WHAT HOME!
The way Daddy treated my dog! Mean, nasty old coot!
My brother and sister are going. I don't want to be alone!
Becoming a MAN! UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

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