Will you fall for these?

Trick questions: see how boneheaded or clear-thinking you are.

Question 1:   A snail travels around a running track. Going clockwise it takes 3 minutes and 20 seconds. Going clockwise it takes only 200 seconds. Why the discrepancy?
He gets tired after the first turn.
What's discrepancy?
What's a snail?
There is no discrepancy.

Question 2:   A rooster standing on the top of a roof lays an egg. One side has a pitch of 45 degrees, and the other side has a pitch of 63 degrees. Down which side will the egg fall?
Neither side-roosters don't lay eggs.
The 45 degree side.
The 63 degree side.
Neither-the egg will just stand there.

Question 3:   A plane crashes directly on the border of the U.S. and Canada. In which country would they bury the survivors?
Neither one.

Question 4:   Is it correct to say, "the yolk of an egg is white" or, "the yolk of an egg are white"?
The yolk of an egg are white.
The yolk of an egg is white.

Question 5:   A father and his son get in a car accident. The father dies, and the son, in a coma, is rushed off to the hospital for an operation. When he gets there, the old surgeon looks at him and says, "I can't operate on this boy; he's my son!" How is this possible?
The surgeon is his father.
The surgeon is mistaken.
The surgeon is his mother.

Question 6:   You're driving a bus. At a stop, 3 people get on, 5 get off. Next stop, 43 people get on, 16 get off. Next stop, 12 people get on, 6 get off. My question for you is, what is the bus drivers middle name?
How the!@#$% should I know?
My middle name.

Question 7:   Two U.S coins add up to thirty cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are they?
That's impossible.
2 quarters, 3dimes, 16 nickels and 12 pennies.
A quarter and a nickel.

Question 8:   What was the tallest mountain in the world before they discovered Mt. Everest?
Mt. Everest
I don't know.
Mt. Kilimanjaro

Question 9:   You're friend is looking at a photograph. You ask him who it is a picture of. For some reason he replies in rhyme and says: "Brothers and sisters have i none; this man's father is my father's son." Who is it a picture of?
His father.
His son.

Question 10:   Does Japan have a July 4th?
Beats me.
No, just America (Independence Day!)

This Quiz has been designed by Izzy.