What kind of STRIPPER would you WANT the most?

Find out!

Question 1:   What do you do?
I put out FIRES!
I like BOTH!
Play with my toys!
I like to pounce around... and.... tackle people.... and hurt them! So that I can win!
Well... depends... what did you do?

Question 2:   What is your favorite color?
Oh, screw the colors! I like LEATHER! OWCH!
Red
Black
Orange
Green

Question 3:   Favorite movie?
Sweet Home Alabama
Mr. Deeds
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Die Another Day
Cruel Intentions

Question 4:   When you're in the store, any store, and you walk over to the book shelf and you pick up a book, and you think for a second, then you turn and the WHOLE store is STAREING at you, At you, not the person NEXT to you, (you already checked if they were staring at them) Why do you think they are staring at you?
They don't like the way I dress!
The cats... stuck in the tree...
I'm dirty, take me! NOW!
I think they might know something I don't know... Or I have food on my face.
Because...... they want to jump on you and wrestle you down to the floor and hurt you, hurt you REAL BAD!

Question 5:   How do you say yes?
Yep.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. YESSSSS!
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.............. Oh yeah. Yup.
yes *very quickly*
OOHHH YYEESSS!

Question 6:   What’s your favorite number?
9
7
1
3
6

Question 7:   I did that in.... Finish that!
the bathroom with your older brother.... and.. uh...
a BIG room.
a mudd pit.
the closet.
the big building. I saved that woman.

Question 8:   Favorite kind of movie?
PORN!
FUNNY!
DRAMA!
WEIRD!
ACTION!

Question 9:   What kind of music do you listen to?
Sound tracks!
Spy stuff! It's so nifty!
METAL!
Techno!
PUNK!

Question 10:   Ok. What do YOU want to say?
Lets go.
I hope you're hot and steamy!
TOUCHA TOUCHA TOUCH ME! I WANT TO BE DIRTY!
Would you mind if I attacked you?
Umm... I can't! ;)

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