Do You Always Pick the Weirdest Answer?

I believe the title says it all. This test will tell you if all you do at this site is pick the weirdest answer you can find, or whether or not you actually want to find out something about yourself. ENJOY!

Question 1:   Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side... duh!
Because I like beans.
What does this have to do with anything?

Question 2:   What would you like to be when you grow up?
A doctor, lawyer, dentist, etc.
Ummmmmm..... YELLOW!
Why are you asking these stupid questions?

Question 3:   How many letters are in the alphabet?
There is no alphabet, there is only me... WORSHIP ME!
Do you just derive joy from asking irrelevant questions?

Question 4:   What is your favorite colour?
I don't have favorites.
Blue, pink, yellow, red, green, etc.

Question 5:   Why are you taking this test?
To find out the answer to the question you asked.
Because you touch yourself at night!
Because you can't seem to ask any relevant questions...

Question 6:   Do you have any pets?
I like cats, wanna trade recipes?
Yes/ No

Question 7:   What are you wearing right now?
Some type of clothes.
Why? What are you a stalker? Get away from me! Geez...

Question 8:   Are you enjoying this test?
Yes/ No
I would if you would ask something that's important!
Test! What test?

Question 9:   A quick Simpson's question, Does Marge have webbed toes?
Who cares about "The Simpson's"?
I don't know about her, but I do!

Question 10:   Last question, did you learn anything from this?
How could I you didn't ask anything that was important?
The real question is, did you learn anything from me?
Yes/ No/ Maybe

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