What Kind of Christian are you?

Lets find out shall we?

Question 1:   Where is this phrase at in the bible? For God so loved the world that:
Matthew 28:3
John 3:16
Mark 14:11
John 3:5
Romans 11:13

Question 2:   How did Peter instruct people to be baptized on the day of Pentecost?
In the name of Solomon
In the name of your favorite diet
In the Jordan River
In the Name of Jesus Christ
In the Jordan River on the Sabbath

Question 3:   Christmas is just around the corner. What is the most important thing to remember?
Jesus came to earth to teach us to give
Jesus came to earth to see what was happening
Jesus loves the little children
Jesus came to earth to save us from our sins

Question 4:   Peter, James, Andrew and John. Which were called the Son's of thunder?
Peter and John
Andrew and James
James and John
Andrew and John
Andrew and Peter

Question 5:   You walk past the church office and see the offering plate. No one is looking ...what do you do?
Take an offering, what else?
Shut the office door and tell the office staff about it
Decide that you are a good charity in need of donations
Make change
Count it and complain about how little or how much it was.

Question 6:   In the book of Acts, how did the Apostles instruct the people to be baptized?
In the name of God
In the name of Jesus or the Lord Jesus
In the name of Love
In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost
In the name of Peace, Hope and Charity

Question 7:   Peter, Paul, John, James, Andrew, Judas, Matthew, Bartholomew, Luke, Simon. Which two were not disciples?
Peter and Paul
Paul and Luke
Simon and Andrew
Judas and Matthew
Bartholomew and James

Question 8:   Where is this scripture found? Hear, O Israel: the Lord our God is one Lord:
Mark 11:14
John 3:17
Genesis 51:7
Psalm 24:11
Deuteronomy 6: 4

Question 9:   How many Animals did Moses take on the ark?
2 of each kind
14 clean, 4 unclean
Moses did not take any. His ark was quite different

Question 10:   The Pastor asks for volunteers to clean the church next week. What do you do?
Volunteer to help out
Volunteer some retired couple
Look around to see who will volunteer
Complain that the young people didn't volunteer
Hey, the Pastor doesn't work, he has plenty of time to clean it himself.

Question 11:   What was Paul's trade?
Sail maker
Blackjack dealer

Question 12:   Who cut Samson's hair?
Delilah did, I read it in the bible
Delilah did, while he slept
Delilah had some guy do it
His mother in law
The prison guard

Question 13:   You are leaving church and realize that a teenager's car has 2 flat tires. You..
Offer to help
do nothing, he is young and can walk him
Laugh and point
Tell him to watch where he is driving
Ask the Pastor to help him

Question 14:   A drug dealer comes to your church. He is wearing a t-shirt and ratty jeans. Do you...
Tell him to clean up and come back later
Welcome him with open arms?
Make him sit in the back row
Call the Police
Tell him to visit the church next door

Question 15:   Your pastor is sick and cannot afford to pay his medical bills. What do you do?
Give him the number to the welfare office
Can't afford it? Whadda ya mean, these guys make more money than me.
Give him an offering, it may not be much, but it will help
Tel him to get a real job
Tell him to have faith

Question 16:   Who took Judas's place?

Question 17:   Who was the Cousin of Jesus?
Saul of Tarsus
Peter Simon
John the Baptist
Mark Anthony

Question 18:   Name the First three sons of Adam and Eve.
Cain, Abel, Noah
Cain, Abel, Seth
Cain, Abel, Paul
Peter, James, John
Matthew, Mark, Luke

Question 19:   You know that one of the older men in your church cannot shovel his own snow. What do you do?
Tell him to get off his lazy tail and shovel it
Call the police and report him as a hazard
Offer to shovel it for him or pay to have someone do it.
Buy him a new shovel
Tell him that you'd love to help, but you cannot find your boots

Question 20:   The Pastor has just invited the church to pray around the altar, what do you do?
Look around to see which hypocrite is in the altar
Go to the altar and make sure things are right between you and God
Time how long people pray
Pretend to pray while reading a book
Kneel, say the Lords Prayer and leave.

This Quiz has been designed by Boris Badanov.