"D'oh it again!"

Question 1:   In order to satisfy Springfield's elderly, to what does the Springfield Expressway gets re-named?
MacGyver Expressway
Columbo Expressway
Golden Expressway
Matlock Expressway

Question 2:   What comic book does Milhouse order a ridiculous amount of in the episode where Bart and Milhouse temporarily run the Android's Dungeon?
Nerdonicus
Biclops
Revenge of the Nerds
Gladiator Geek

Question 3:   What is Homer's kilt size?
7
3
4
2

Question 4:   Which of these sports has Lisa never actually played?
Hockey
Football
Tennis
Gymnastics

Question 5:   "by dog I mean son" "by accidentally I mean _____"?
deliberately
repeatedly
intentionally
discreetly

Question 6:   "His exuberance is perplexing" Who says this?
Kent Brockman
Professor Frink
Homer Simpson
Drederick Tatum

Question 7:   Selma and Patty live at..?
Oldhen Condo Complex
Cougar City Apartment's
1094 Evergreen Terrace
Spinster City Apartment's

Question 8:   Homer pours this in his coffee...
Lard
Molasses
Shake n' Bake
Meat Sauce

Question 9:   Springfield's leading Malibu Stacy collector is...
Lisa Simpson
Ralph Wiggum
Waylon Smithers
Jessica Lovejoy

Question 10:   In the Globex episode, what football team does Homer want, and what team does he eventually get, from Hank Scorpio?
Springfield Seahawks; Shelbyville Sharks
New England Patriots; Washington Redskins
Dallas Cowboys; Buffalo Bills
Dallas Cowboys; Denver Broncos

Question 11:   Who does Homer become a bodyguard for in "Mayored to the Mob"?
Harrison Ford
Mark Hamill
Mayor Quimby
Darryl Strawberry

Question 12:   How old is Ned Flanders?
33
60
50
45

Question 13:   Which of these phrases has not appeared written by Bart on a Springfield elementary blackboard?
Spongebob is not a contraceptive
I will not be a snickerpuss
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
I will not eat things for money

Question 14:   Which of these has Homer not invented?
The LaZ boy reclining toilet
The Make up Gun
The 'everything's ok' alarm
The Six legged chair

Question 15:   Homer works in Springfield Nuclear Power plant sector
7g
4b
3a
9i

Question 16:   Which one of these has Homer never said?
"mmm...the land of chocolate"
"mmm...triple chocolate utopia"
"mmm...urinal fresh"
"mmm...open faced club sandwich"

Question 17:   Which Simpsons character is most often always sick?
Gavin
Database
Wendell
Gummy Sue

Question 18:   Which of these beer brands does not appear in any Simpson's episodes?
Fudd
Red Tick
Duff Pale

Question 19:   Who was the third last of the surviving Hellfish?
Asa Phelps
Cornelius Chapman
Ralph Mellish
Jasper

Question 20:   In the Medical Marijuana episode, which one of these characters is Homer actually shown smoking with?
Snake
Krusty
Waylon Smithers
Armand Tanzarian

Question 21:   Which one of these can not be found in Springfield?
Mexican Fighting Tree
Lemon Tree
Tire fire
Murderhorn

Question 22:   Who according to Homer was the hottest girl at Springfield High when he attended?
Marge Simpson
Debbie Pinson
Lurleen Lumpkin
Rachel Jordan

Question 23:   Which one of these Simpsons characters has a child?
Waylon Smithers
Kearney
Mayor Quimby
Troy McClure

Question 24:   When Bart begins writing love letters to the lonely Krabappel, addressing them with the name Woodrow, what figurehead's photo does he use for Woodrow's physical identity?
Mark Hamill
Buck McCoy
Troy Aikman
Gordie Howe

Question 25:   Drederick Tatum is the world heavyweight boxing champion as recognized by __ of the 14 sanctioning bodies?
7
11
5
9

Question 26:   Which Simpsons character is the most conspicuous pornography connoisseur?
Krusty
Comic Book Guy
Joe Quimby
Moe

Question 27:   What is Apu's religion?
Buddhism
Muslim
Hindu
Converted Catholic

Question 28:   "Florida, that's America's wang" Which character says this?
Abraham Simpson
Chief Wiggum
Apu
Homer Simpson

Question 29:   What two names does Mr. Bergstrom recommend to use for making fun of him?
Mr. Nerdstrom and Mr. Boogerstrom
Mr. Nerdstrom and Mr. Buttstrom
Mr. Nerdstrom and Mr. Weirdstrom
Mr. Nerdstrom and Bob Saget

Question 30:   Chief Clancy Wiggum's wife's first name is...
Petunia
Penelope
Julia
Sarah

This Quiz has been designed by Patrick Chafe.