Do you have what it takes to be in the military?

Question 1:   Do you enjoy pain?
Yes, somewhat to an extent
Yea, I endure pain
No, I hate pain. It hurts
Hell no, you freak

Question 2:   Do you enjoy suffering?
Yes, somewhat to an extent
No, I hate suffering. It sucks
Hell no, you freak
Yes, I live off of others suffering

Question 3:   Do you enjoy weather?
Yes, I love to dance with the trees
No, I don't like rain or snow
Yea, rain shine snow sleet whatever it is good for me
Hell no, you freak

Question 4:   Can you eat all your food in under 1 minute?
Yea I am a chow hound
Yes, if I am forced
No, it gives me gas
Hell no, you freak

Question 5:   Can you shower with 50 other people in under 2 minutes?
Yea I love to time myself in the shower
Yes, if I am forced
No, it bothers my manhood
Hell no, you freak

Question 6:   Do you like to exercise 24 hours a day?
Yea, in fact I am running right now
Yes, if I am forced
No, it hurts
Hell no, you freak

Question 7:   Are you in good health?
Yes, somewhat
No, I'm sick
Hell no, you freak
Yea, I am in tip-top shape

Question 8:   Do you have flat feet?
Yes, they call me the flatfoot monster
Yes, somewhat
Hell no, you freak
No, My feet are perfect

Question 9:   Do you look good in uniform?
Yes, somewhat
No, I am a beast
Hell yes, I am the sexiest man alive
Hell no, you freak

Question 10:   Can I yell in your face until my blood vessels explode and your face is drenched in spit?
Yes, only if you don't talk bout my mamma
No, I hate yellers
Hell yea, bring it on baby
Hell no, you freak

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