Which member of Elsewhere are you?

Take this quiz to find out which member of the punk sensation, "Elsewhere", you are!

Question 1:   What’s your favorite beverage?
Taco Bell
Guitar Center

Question 2:   Which of these musicians do you idolize most?
Paul Gutacker
Travis Parker
Christian Lindskog
Billy Corgan

Question 3:   What’s your favorite beverage?
Mountain Dew Code Red
Sunny D
Mountain Dew

Question 4:   Your parents ground you for something you didn’t really do. How do you react?
Argue passionately and kick over garbage cans
Pin your dad to the ground and sit on him until he believes you
Go into your room and yell at the family portraits
Give them the silent treatment for 3 days

Question 5:   You go to guy’s Bible study, and when it comes time to chip in money for pizza you give:
$10, and take 5 back in change
$25 (from your mom)

Question 6:   When playing a gig, you tend to:
Crack jokes and mack it with the ladies
Play really really fast
Run around stage wildly and unplug things
Drink lots of ghetto juice and smile

Question 7:   If you had one day left to live, you would spend it:
Trying to die in the craziest way ever, and possibly pull off a huge bike stunt at the same time
Eloping with the nearest female and doing it with her all day
Playing Tecmo Super Bowl
Test driving an SLR McClaren really fast on 295

Question 8:   You can choose between pizza or steak for dinner. You choose:

Question 9:   You’re on a twelve hour road trip, and in charge of the music. What eventually happens to your fellow travelers after listening to your selections?
They have a Holy Spirit hangover the next day
They kill you
They think about girls and cry for hours
They get an urge to kill innocent people

Question 10:   Driving down the road with the band, and a hot chick walks by. You say:
“Dude, she’s not hot at all man. Ain’t got nothing. HAHAHAHAHA
"Woo baby!"

Question 11:   You want to get the attention of the hottie walking by. So you . . .
Insult her then say “SHUT UP AND MAKE OUT WITH ME”
Saunter up to her and make her laugh
Get down on one knee and start reciting Shakespeare in elvish
Try to do a backflip quad-eight-spin-tiger-slash-suicide-dip off the back of the car

Question 12:   You’re at a party and don’t know anyone except the girl you came with, and she’s with her friends. What do you do?
Eat and talk to the girl’s mom the whole time
Sit in a corner and eat
Find a lady and strike up conversation, which leads to dancing, which leads to a long walk in the moonlight
Dance by yourself

This Quiz has been designed by Paul.