Are you a mutant alien from another planet?

Are you a mutant alien from another planet? o.O I think it is time for you to find out...

Question 1:   Are your feet unusually big?
Not at this point in time...
*cries* WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY FEET?
Yes indeedy! They're massive!
No! My feet are beautifully small and delicate!

Question 2:   How many eyes do you have?
2
Why must you ask me these disturbing questions...
I don't wanna talk about my eyes...shhhh...
5

Question 3:   What colour is your face?
Please, just stop with these questions...I don't want you to know!
Bright green, and proud of it
My face has perfectly human colour, thank you very much!
Mommy I'm scared...

Question 4:   Do you constantly wish to be on another planet? o.O
All the time! The Earth is so not my home!
Earth is my one and only home.
WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME! I LIKE EARTH! EARTH IS GOOD, OKAY?
Maybe...maybe not...

Question 5:   What language do you speak?
STOP TALKING ABOUT ALIENS!
roiiigopp...I mean yeah. I speak...English and Spanish...
The language of my country, here on Earth, of course
Akkk oiiihh kdjknm eddiuopllu

Question 6:   What pet do you own?
A slimy, green slug-like being I found on Uranus
Slimy toads...yesss...slimy toads...
No pets...no pets...no pets...no pets...
Oh a couple of cats and a dog...

Question 7:   Do you know the names of all planets in the Solar System, and how they align?
Yes. But I'm no alien. Just...well informed...
Yes, and beyond!
*runs around in circles* Please...I don't like aliens...STOP IT!1
Not at all. I am only concerned with one planet. Named Earth.

Question 8:   What do you think of humans?
Humans. Are okay. I mean, yes. Okay. Shhh.
Humans...humans good...humans
Humans? They are great! But what a strange question...everyone loves humans!
oaskkjiookk boogdk. I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL!

Question 9:   Jelly...
Huh? Jelly? Oooh yes right...jelly...
What is this "jelly" you speak of?
Jelly? Oh it's a perfectly human food!
Jelly...not aliens...jelly...

Question 10:   Do you think you are an alien?
YES...YESSSSS!
Aliens...humans...aliens...humans...*cries*
No..yes...maybe...
NO! I'M SOOOO HUMAN!

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