How Barenaked are you?

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If you had a million dollars, you'd buy yourself backstage passes and front row seats to every Barenaked Ladies concert around. And you'd get a monkey. But really, how much of a hardcore fan are you? Find out now how deep the madness lies with this true/false quiz of doom!

  • 1
    I'm a BNL fan. I own Stunt.
  • 2
    Pssh, I'm a Nakedhead! I own from Gordon to Everything to Everyone and everything in between. "I own Stunt..." Please.
  • 3
    *This is not question 3, this is a remind to click all that apply* Question 3: I have seen BNL in concert at least once.
  • 4
    I have seen BNL in concert 5 or more times.
  • 5
    I have seen BNL in concert 20 or more times.
  • 6
    I haven't seen BNL in concert, but I pray every night to the Concert Gods, in front of my BNL shrine that I may, one day, be able to bask in their greatness.
  • 7
    I admit to owning a BNL shrine, however large or small.
  • 8
    I wear Steve style glasses (Or would, if I didn't have absolutely perfect eyesight).
  • 9
    One of my favorite books is Public Stunts, Private Stories.
  • 10
    I have crossed province/state lines to see BNL.
  • 11
    I have crossed international borders to see BNL.
  • 12
    I consider myself a "Pageaholic", "Edophile", "Tycopath", "Cregganite", or "Hearniak", despite my apparent love for all the Ladies.
  • 13
    I have had more then one embarrassing conversation about the name "Barenaked Ladies" on my clothing or other important items.
  • 14
    I know I'm going to get top score on this quiz.
  • 15
    "Those in the know don't throw"
  • 16
    Those who throw KD deserve death stare/severe beating.
  • 17
    I have, however, thrown underwear at the appropriate moment (as if there's an inappropriate time to throw underwear!)
  • 18
    Underwear I was *wearing*
  • 19
    I know the significance of underwear and Kraft Dinner, and would never dishonor them by throwing them inappropriately.
  • 20
    I buy Fruit Roll Ups because they remind me of BNL and little old ladies, and that makes me laugh.
  • 21
    I was really, really, really happy when One Week became a number one hit.
  • 22
    "One Week? I was listening to Bedside Manor back when you were dreaming about the Spice Girls! I'm Old School...."
  • 23
    I know what that last question was reference to.
  • 24
    I miss the Rap. Even if it's only a little bit, even if they've matured and change is a sign of growth. I still...*tear* miss the Rap.
  • 25
    I've met some of the Ladies.
  • 26
    I've met all of the Ladies!
  • 27
    I've met all the Ladies, and other key players like Fin, Joe, Stewart....
  • 28
    I hope I never, ever meet Stewart...
  • 29
    I celebrate all Barenaked birthdays with cake/music/stalking from the bushes and similar things.
  • 30
    I plan to name my first born (or whoever's next) after a BNL member.
  • 31
    I chat on bn.net, mysd.org, bnlmusic.com, the ladies room site, or similar. This is very important and time consuming.
  • 32
    I hate the way the LR site is never updated.
  • 33
    But I love the LR tickets and mailings, so I keep coming back for more!
  • 34
    My screen name or email is BNL related.
  • 35
    I'm moving to Canada because it's the shit.
  • 36
    I'm from Canada. I know it's the shit.
  • 37
    I have had multiple dreams about BNL, most of which involve band members doing impossible things (ex: Flying, blowing things up, shooting lasers out of their eyes, talking to me)
  • 38
    I try to work in BNL phrases in my daily speech ("So basically, that's life in a nutshell," "It's okay I lost. Sometimes it's better to be second best," "Martha Stewart is going to jail! The Wrong Man Was Convicted!")
  • 39
    I have caused friends and family members extreme pain from listening to their CDs over and over.
  • 40
    I have caused friends and family members to become extreme fans from listening to their CDs over and over.
  • 41
    I practice "BNL Evangelical" - taking friends to concerts, solely for the purpose of making them huge fans.
  • 42
    Jim inspired me to do yoga/Steve inspired me to read/Kevin inspired me to play accordion/Ed inspired me to become a hardcore gaming freak/Tyler inspired me to just plain be freaky....about hockey!
  • 43
    Jumping fences, dodging bullets, sneaking pass security and hiding away on tour buses are not out of the question.
  • 44
    I sit in the front row, because I know the goddamn words!
  • 45
    When my spouse kicks me out of bed, I go to sleep on the chesterfield.
  • 46
    My life goal is to say something really witty and clever to the band members.
  • 47
    The fact that I will never achieve my life goal does not stop me from trying. Over. And over. And over...
  • 48
    I own a copy of Bucknaked (kudos to you if it's not illegal), the Pink Tape, and/or the Yellow Tape.
  • 49
    People who don't like BNL are heathenish, dangerous, unintelligent, stupid faced moron freaks! I mean, are totally misguided. I must put them on the path to righteousness.
  • 50
    My life is better because of the Barenaked Ladies.

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