What Sub Sandwich Are You?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Rob Thorsness - Developed on: - 8.115 taken

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  • 1
    You are approached by a big tough guy. What do you do?
    You pee your pants, and run
    You pretend to be afraid, forsake your possessions, and sucker-punch the guy the second he turns around
    Before analyzing his motive, you unload your fists of fury in a mindless rage of violent desperation
    You await his first action, hoping to understand what it is he wants so that you can respond rationally
  • 2
    You are about to rent a movie. Which do you rent?
    Ya Ya Sisterhood Movie
    Some romantic comedy...a funny one
    Anything with DEATH in the title
    The latest horny-teenagers-looking-for-hot-girls-amidst-whacky-circumstances movie
  • 3
    What is your idea of a fun Saturday night?
    Quiet dinner with said romantic interest
    Skydiving...no parachute
    Beers, cigars, and buddies
  • 4
    A construction company is about to bulldoze the last remnants of a tropical rainforest. What do you do?
    You flip a coin: heads you destroy, tails you protect.
    Brew a batch of napalm and provide a helping hand
    While you may not agree with the construction project, you lack the ambition to really do anything. You decide to watch TV.
    Cry, then hug the nearest tree, protesting the destruction of your leafy brethren
  • 5
    What is your choice of vehicle?
    Tank...colored pink. I'm not afraid to show my feminine side.
    My feet. Keeps me in shape and prevents global warming!
    Ferrari Testarossa...with mounted anti-aircraft cannon
    Dodge Stratus
  • 6
    What do you consider a good workout?
    30 minutes on the elliptical machine, but no sweating...it clogs my pores
    A nice jog around campus
    Successful flee of rhinoceros stampede
    Massive weightlifting session. Cerebral hemorrhage necessary.
  • 7
    Your waiter completely messes up your order. How do you react?
    You throw the food in the waiters face, demand the correct meal on the house, and insult his mother as he crawls away
    You keep quiet and convince yourself that this is what you really should have ordered
    You politely ask for the correct meal
    You eat the incorrect meal, leaving only a bite. You then inform the waiter of his mistake, and get the correct meal for free.
  • 8
    How would you define yourself?
    SHHH! ...I'm hunting buffalo
    A typical John/Jane Doe
    Crazy. and smelly.
    Calm, controlled, peaceful
  • 9
    What do you wash yourself with?
    Organic, unprocessed, soap-free soap of the earth
    A Knife
    I only bathe in the waters of Lake Minnetonka
  • 10
    Lastly, what is your ideal meal?
    Duh! Sub Sandwiches!
    Puppies. HAHA I'm kidding! Kittens.
    Anything green

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