How Ditzy Are YOU?

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If you often find yourself in another dimension, walk around Boston thinking you're in Kentucky, and don't know what a chicken nugget is, take this quiz!

  • 1
    It's a normal day, and you wake up in the morning and go downstairs. What do you eat for breakfast?
    What's breakfast?
    Whatever I can find in the fridge
    Breakfast food
    I don't know... maybe biscuit, whatever that is
  • 2
    How many times per day do you go to the bathroom?
    I don't count
    Hold on - a bathroom is a room in a bath, right?
    About an hour after each meal, so like 3-4 times
    Does that include times I'm not actually in the bathroom?
  • 3
    How many pickles fit in a tomato?
    What? That doesn't make sense. I'd need to know what size the pickles are.
    How do you pick a le, and how can you do it inside Tom Ato?
    Is it a number between ten and negative five?
    They could be the same size, so maybe one?
  • 4
    Hey, that's a soap backwards!
    It's a kind of bomb for all I care
    You didn't put a question mark, and there is no predicate to that sentence, so it is not a valid question and I can't answer it.
    It's sudsy and makes me clean
  • 5
    It's element 34, is not radioactive, and has a valence of... wait, that's not a valid question either!
    It sounds like that other word that has no -ium at the end and means peaceful
    Isn't that an element?
  • 6
    How many times does 10 go into 22?
    Oh! Oh! Soap! Right?
    2.2! That was too easy.
    About 2
    You can't fit a ten through a twenty-two... whatever those are
  • 7
    Have you ever eaten caviar?
    Yes(or No), and (if Yes) I know exactly how many times
    Ew! Wait, what's caviar again?
    Why should you care?
  • 8
    What do you think of that "shoot the roach and get a free iPod thing at the top of the screen?
    roach... thing... of... ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(honk)ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
    It's not called a THING, it's called an ANIMATED AD BANNER
    EEK! A BUG! Hold on while I get the flyswatter!
    I swear last time I left the mouse there they moved the roach to make it go under my pointer
  • 9
    What do you think of this sentence?
    The dog is in the house.
    He is? I put him outside last night!
    "the" is such a big word! How do you expect me to know what that means?
    Well... I don't really feel one way or the other about it
    That's what they're teaching my kindergartener cousin to write now. I often imagine what it would be like to have the mind of a five year old and to contemplate the universe the way they do... (slip into deep logical thinking)
  • 10
    Do YOU think you are a brainless ditz?
    Yes. But can you repeat the question so I can be sure?
    I don't know! That's why I took the quiz!
    I can't say, as I have no perception of the ways in which others view my character.

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