Are you an ANGRY person?

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Take this test to find out just how mentally and physically challenged you are!

  • 1
    It's Saturday night, and you have nothing to do. You are most likely to....
    Water ice-cream and eat plants.
    Listen to depressive songs and/or moan a lot.
    Try and cheer your family up, and generally go around being happy.
    Try and practice your ball catching skills.
    Apply make up and go out for a party, but if you're a boy, just the party bit (or maybe both) (?)
  • 2
    If you could have anything in the world, what would you have?
    A knife.
    A new make up set, complete with DIY plastic surgery and liposuction kit.
    A book on how to catch cricket balls.
    A spell to make the world happy.
    A strait jacket.
  • 3
    Your usually happy friend is very upset, and is crying in the corner. What are you most likely to do?
    Ignore them and bounce around happily on any objects within a 10 mile radius.
    Listen to their problems, and try to make them feel good about themselves.
    Go over and cry about your problems too.
    Throw a bar of chocolate at them to make them happier but miss completely due to your lack of throwing skills.
    Offer them a lipstick to make them happy.
  • 4
    Someone throws a ball at you, you catch it, and the person asks you to throw it back. Which of these are you most likely to do?
    Scream and claim it broke a nail.
    Nothing. You didn't catch the ball.
    Bite the ball, bark, and run away with your tail wagging.
    Throw it back and ask if you can play.
    Puncture the ball and tell them to go and be happy elsewhere.
  • 5
    Suddenly, a dinosaur comes raging out of the woods nearby and savages all your friends. It turns to you, and before you die, you....
    Jump into its mouth with a spoon, hoping to carve out its tonsils.
    Think: "At least this will end my sad, stupid life".
    Try to run away and stack it over a tree stump, therefore just bringing you more pain.
    Apply make up so you look great in heaven/hell.
    Be happy and try to think about all the good things that happened to you before this.
  • 6
    By some miracle, you survived the dinosaur attack! Go you! But next, an angry mammoth grabs you in its trunk, and drops you in a muddy puddle. What do you do?
    Roll around, and say "Home at last".
    Try and run away but slip in the mud.
    Say: "Oh no, my chance of death is over".
    Be happy you survived.
    Scream that the mammoth got your new designer jeans dirty!
  • 7
    If you had to listen to one of these, which one would you listen to?
    Electric 6
    Spice Girls
    Maroon 5
    Nothing, you spend more time trying to catch a football.
    Britney Spears
  • 8
    Which of these statements best describes you?
    "I like to encourage everyone's happiness"
    "I like to destroy everyone's happiness"
    "I am rubbish at anything sporty"
    "I like make up and I am a complete tart who rolls my skirt up to look like a hooker"
    "I am a complete moron"
  • 9
    If there was only one thing you could take with you to the next life, what would it be?
    A tube of lip-gloss.
    A song of happiness *sparkle sparkle*
    A razor. Actually, just the blade.
    A DIY Sports book.
    A stick of cheesy fudge.
  • 10
    You have a minute to live.... what do you do?
    Wait for the time of death, anticipating its pain.
    Apply make up and cry that you'll never be able to wear your new high heels again!
    Try one last time to score a goal.
    Hug my family, phone my friends and think happy thoughts.
  • 11
    I say "Monkey" and you say....
    Awww! How cute!
    I wonder if I could get it to wear make up?
    That chimp's faster than me!
    Ooo oo ah ah aaaaaaaaah!
    Mmm.... monkey sandwich....
  • 12
    I say "Crab" and you say....
    Crab sticks.
    I wonder if I could jump over it? *ponder ponder*
    Dead crab, pecked shell, seagull's lunch.
  • 13
    You're in a Science lesson (Biology) and learning about sperm. What do you say?
    A new life will be created, awwww!
    *giggle giggle* *point* *giggle giggle* Teeheehee!
    Can that thing swim faster than me?
    Every one of them except one will die.
  • 14
    How would you rate this test so far?
    It is but a tiny speck of nothingness on the horizon on stupidity, in the world of pain.
    What test?
    It's great!
    My hand is getting tired from clicking on the mouse.
    I got to apply make up in the time it took to load! 5/5
  • 15
    If you could have a friend made especially for you, which one of these characteristics would be most important?
    Bad at sports, like me.
    Make up fan.

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