Jeff's Government-Sanctioned Test of Genius and Bunny Rabbits

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10 Questions - Developed by: Jeff - Developed on: - 3.781 taken - User Rating: 2.78 of 5.0 - 54 Votes

How well you know trivial crap that no one cares about?

  • 1
    What type of people generally pisses Jeff off because they are complete idiots and use no common sense?
    The all-Mexican, no-speak-English crew at the McD's at Fuqua and the Gulf Frwy
    Marie Calender
  • 2
    Which of these combinations describe the usage of letters in the English language starting with the most-used?
  • 3
    If it were legal, which of these toys would Jeff play with the other kids with?
    Rainbow Bright
    Industrial-Strength Glue
    Barbed Wire
    Pick Ax
    Claw Hammer
  • 4
    What is the capital of Ethiopia?
    Al Aklahama
    Asdis Biza
    Addis Ababa
  • 5
    By January 20, 2009, what will have happened?
    No Constitution will exist and we'll wander the streets naked.
    Ronald McDonald will be bought out by an escort service and seen cross-dressing somewhere in Vegas.
    The '80's will be 'in'.
    Fruit Loops will send out 5 lucky Golden Tickets in cereal boxes and winners will receive absolutely nothing.
    Play-Dough will be banned in 42 states.
  • 6
    When's the best time to go Christmas caroling?
    Canadian Boxing Day
    Memorial Day
    Columbus Day
    Jeff's Birthday
    Christmas Eve
  • 7
    What is Jeff's time-honored hobby?
    Make up artistry at Neiman Marcus
    Cooking small animals in an Easy Bake Oven
    Soliciting Bibles at Wal-Mart
  • 8
    If at first you don't succeed..........
    odds are you were a failure in the first place.
    say 3 Hail Mary's and go to sleep.
    go on a cruise.
    order pizzas for strangers you randomly selected from the phone book.
    try, try again.
  • 9
    After a hurricane passes, you should immediately
    find downed power lines and play jump rope with all your friends.
    make sure your neighbors and friends are OK.
    sing a happy song.
    sell your children for slave labor during the clean up.
  • 10
    Do you know the Betty Botter tongue twister?
    Maybe you do know, but you forget you knew and then when you tried to figure out you knew, you realized you didn't know because knowing what wasn't known couldn't be known by those that knew.
    That information is classified.

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