Are you a massive cheese lover?

  1. Developed by: Fleur Cheese

A great and hilarious quiz to find out whether you are obsessed with cheese and if you love it. Have fun doing this truly mad quiz about cheese!

Question 1: Would you say you find cheese to be funny?
Would you say you find cheese to be funny? Sometimes - Only when I have a sense of humour
Never - Cheese Sucks
Yes - Cheese is the most hilarious thing on earth

Question 2: Do you think Leerdammer cheese is a great cheese?
Do you think Leerdammer cheese is a great cheese? Not really - I prefer the normal cheeses
No - I hate it
Yea - I love it, it looks so funny

Question 3: Would you ever call your pet Cheddar?
Would you ever call your pet Cheddar? Maybe - It seems silly though
No - I am not that obsessed with cheese and consider calling my pet cheddar to be idiotic
Yes - Cheddar is such a great name because I am obsessed with cheese!

Question 4: Do you call your friends '[their name]CHEESE' eg I am called Fleur CHEESE?
Do you call your friends '[their name]CHEESE' eg I am called Fleur CHEESE? Sometimes - I think that is over the top
Yes - All the time, me and my mates are so obsessed with cheese
No - I think that is dim and you need to be locked away in the looneybin!

Question 5: Have you ever tried making chocolate cheese?
Have you ever tried making chocolate cheese? Yes - I love it, it tastes so great
No - That is dim
Yes - I made it but I tasted mingulated!

Question 6: Is stilton a great cheese despite its mingingness?
Is stilton a great cheese despite its mingingness? No - Its disgusting
Yes - Definently, its great, cant get enough of it!
Not really - Its ok but not that great

Question 7: Do you shout cheese out in the street regardless to who they are and even in you haven't a clue who they are?
Do you shout cheese out in the street regardless to who they are and even in you haven't a clue who they are? sometimes - when my brain going mouldy like cheese
Yes - all the time because I am mentally insane
No - your being silly now

Question 8: Is edam your type of cheese?
Is edam your type of cheese? No
Yes
Ewwwwww mingulated

Question 9: Would you say that you prefer the really soft cheeses?
Would you say that you prefer the really soft cheeses? Yes - all the time
No - gross
Ewwwwww its really mingin like EGG

Question 10: In your spare time, do you change the lyrics to songs in the chart to words about cheese?
In your spare time, do you change the lyrics to songs in the chart to words about cheese? No
Yes all the time
Sometimes when I am bored

Question 11: Have you ever prayed to the cheese god?
Have you ever prayed to the cheese god? No there is no such thing
Yes he is my saviour
Your mental

Question 12: Would you say that cheese is the most hilarious thing in the world?
Would you say that cheese is the most hilarious thing in the world? It aint that funny
Yes its great
No its SAD

Question 13: Do you think that people who do not like cheese are mad because cheese is the best thing ever?
Do you think that people who do not like cheese are mad because cheese is the best thing ever? No
Yes
Maybe

Question 14: Does cheese intimidate you?
Does cheese intimidate you? Sometimes - only when I let it get to me
No - I hate cheese
Yes - It scares me

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