Are You A Schizophrenic?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Bob Shmob - Developed on: - 19.365 taken

Did you hear that door close? Uh oh, they're coming for you!

  • 1
    Did you hear that noise?
    No, it's silent in here...
    Where, where? They are coming for my money! To the bunker!
    Umm, about that...I have to fix this chair...
  • 2
    Do you see footsteps in the grass around you're house?
    Yes, they are mine
    Yes I have people come over all the time, they are weird though....
    YES, YES! I see them!
  • 3
    Do your neighbors ever seen suspicious?
    Yes, they coming for my money!
    Yes, I think they deal drugs
    No, they are nice people
  • 4
    Do you often threaten innocent people?
    Yes, that can be solved with anger management
    I think you are schizophrenic
    Yes, wait...why are you asking me these questions! You're in on this!
  • 5
    Do you ever admit to having schizophrenia?
    You think I have schizophrenia
    This is crazy...
  • 6
    Do you suspect your relatives are forming an alliance to scam you out of your money, house and car?
    You are falsely accusing my relatives!
    Well, Uncle Bob did seem a little funny, but he did have 4 Budweisers that night
  • 7
    Did you buy a dog that is supposed to guard your valuables, but you think that he/she is on the plan too?
    Yes, my midget cousin is hiding a dog suit!
    My dog is a beagle...
    Sparky is not planning against me!
  • 8
    Are you always aware and waste hundreds and thousands of dollars on equipment to safe guard your money?
    Well, I do have a burglar system...
    My house has locks, they cost about 40 dollars...
    It's true! I have motion sensors, camera in every room and an iron reinforced safe
  • 9
    What do you do to calm yourself?
    I am never calm...
    I read a book or do yoga...
    I rock back in forth chanting ritual songs in dead languages, making sure nobody is near me
  • 10
    Finally, I am in your house right now and I am stealing your money. What do you do?
    I'm calling the cops!
    12 gauge shotgun, this is self defense!
    I don't keep my money in my house

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Luna ( 3.145 )
Posted 107 days ago
Oh wow this was hilarious! Maybe now I should go tip over someone in a wheelchair!!
jake ( 35.53 )
Posted 303 days ago
You are a complete imbecile if you think this is humorous.