Are You A Schizophrenic?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Bob Shmob - Developed on: - 21.699 taken

Did you hear that door close? Uh oh, they're coming for you!

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    Did you hear that noise?
  • 2
    Do you see footsteps in the grass around you're house?
  • 3
    Do your neighbors ever seen suspicious?
  • 4
    Do you often threaten innocent people?
  • 5
    Do you ever admit to having schizophrenia?
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    Do you suspect your relatives are forming an alliance to scam you out of your money, house and car?
  • 7
    Did you buy a dog that is supposed to guard your valuables, but you think that he/she is on the plan too?
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    Are you always aware and waste hundreds and thousands of dollars on equipment to safe guard your money?
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    What do you do to calm yourself?
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    Finally, I am in your house right now and I am stealing your money. What do you do?

Comments (2)

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Luna (27215)
527 days ago
Oh wow this was hilarious! Maybe now I should go tip over someone in a wheelchair!!
jake (51123)
723 days ago
You are a complete imbecile if you think this is humorous.