How old are you?

  1. Developed by: David and Margaret

A quiz to determine how mature your views on relationships really are.

Question 1: Do you use the "baseball field" for reference?
Who uses metaphors?
Of course, what else is there?
My older siblings talk about that... I like the <insert local sports team>
Back in my day - we had to hit stones with tree limbs.

Question 2: Where's your favorite make-out spot?
In bed
Wherever our parents can't see us
Oh you silly kids
Eww

Question 3: Can you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend you love them?
Of course! He's my boyfriend/girlfriend - but I don't love John/Sally - that was last week.
I love my mommy!
Eventually - or I'm not with them anymore.
Of course, He/She is the only one I ever loved...

Question 4: You're at a make-out party and it's your turn to go in the closet... do you say...
Are we going out/ boyfriend - girlfriend now?
I don't make out with minors...
Do you think we can fit both wheelchairs in the closet at the same time?
What are we supposed to do?

Question 5: It's party time, what do the girls wear?
Sun dress.
A nice hat, new panty hose
Short Skirt, tank, and sparkly make-up
As close as you can go to camel toe.

Question 6: Now it's time for the guys to party... they wear:
Oshkosh
Khakies
Big brother's clothes
clothes that Still don't fit right

Question 7: Are you a good kisser?
It's amazing what dentures can do.
Kiss? Why would I do that?
It never stops there...
Frank told Bonnie who told James who told Margaret that I was the best kisser ever.

Question 8: What is Kinky?
Back seat
Blood
Is that a new board game?
Is that a new board game?

Question 9: You want your best friend's boy or girl, so you...
You keep quiet.
Bewitch your best friend's meds.
Spread it around the your best friend made out with someone else.
Ask them if they both want to come over and play Lego's.

Question 10: When I go to a party, I like....
Bingo and Prune Juice
Cake
Beer
Flippy Cup/Beer Pong/Quarters/Champaign

Question 11: Do people have a crush on you?
I don't want no scrub.
The oxygen tank delivery person winked at me.
I have a crush on my teacher.
I seduced my friend's ex.

Question 12: What's your favorite body part?
Inside of thighs
tongue
nose.
Liver spots

Question 13: What is romantic music:
Unchained Melody
She will be loved - maroon5
Sinatra
The Hokey Pokey

Question 14: On a weekend you...
go to the mall and movie
bingo
have a play date
have a "play" date

Question 15: For the people you love, you would...
help them move (bodies)
let them play with your toys and share your snack
sneak out of the house
miss the early-bird special

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