The Brilliant Ancient Greek Dramatis Personae Test

Developed by: Statiustician

Are you Antigone, Oedipus or worse? Find out before you go leaping in your kothornoi...

Question 1: Do you feel that something is horribly wrong somewhere?

	Yes, I am stuck in a tree wearing a wig. It's a very tall tree, too.
	No, my son is dead.
	Yes. I'm hanging from a pillar in my cell even as we speak.
	No, not at all
	Not any more.

Question 2: Are you really good looking?

	My sister is better looking. Grrr. I'm going to kill that pretty Trojan captive, though.
	I can't think about that right now. Indignation burns me.
	Mmm, hell, yes.
	Go away, you damn sissy.
	Um, no, not lately. I am extremely smart, though.

Question 3: Have you done anything wrong?

	Critics still fight about that.
	Oh yeah? And what about him?
	No.
	Certainly not. I had a good time through and through, too.
	I can't tell you, my face's been torn to pieces.

Question 4: Are you male or female?

	Who cares? I'm HOT. (Wink).
	Female.
	Female, but my daring is male.
	Male.
	I don't know any more.

Question 5: Is life good?

	No.
	If one obeys the heavenly laws.
	Yes. It sucks something awful for mortals, of course.
	If one is powerful.
	No, not that! You can't tear that off! Ouch!

Question 6: So, what's your tragic flaw?

	Truculent stupidity. Youth, they say charitably.
	Defiance!
	This question does not apply to me.
	Complacency? Poor parenting?
	Well, he killed my daughter. What's HIS tragic flaw?

Question 7: How were you born?

	My mother miscarried, struck by lightning.
	Ask my sister if you want a story.
	Through incest.
	Don't ask.
	Uneventfully.

Question 8: What do you like doing?

	Cross-dressing.
	Plotting.
	Lamenting.
	Destroying households and turning people into beasts is good.
	Defying.

Question 9: Have you been rewritten?

	No, I'm too fragmentary.
	Yes.
	Yes, a record number of times.
	Not successfully. Pater has a character based on me, though. Very dainty (wink).
	In antiquity.

Question 10: Beastly?

	Ouch, beastly!
	Not beastly at all.
	Mmmm, beastly.
	Fie, beastly!
	HE is beastly!

Question 11: Who's your daddy?

	Cadmus is my granddaddy.
	Zeus.
	By the way, Aegisthus, who's your daddy again?
	This is demeaning!
	Doom's my daddy.

Question 12: Did Aristotle like you?

	(Gurgling blood).
	Yes.
	Yes.
	I don't care at all, but at all.
	Not consistently.

Question 13: You would most like to own:

	A grave.
	I own everything and everyone.
	A brain.
	An army to kick my uncle's ass.
	The corpse of Orestes.

Question 14: What do you like?

	Piety.
	Animals and women.
	Order.
	I'll tell you what I don't like...
	Puzzles.

Question 15: Do you like sex?

	Yes, but so does HE!
	Let us not talk about that.
	Yes.
	You make me suspicious.
	I don't know yet.

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