The Monkey Quiz!

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10 Questions - Developed by: little_evil_monkey - The quiz is developed on: - 22.507 taken

Are you a monkey? Is your friend a monkey? Is your cat a monkey? Click here to find out!

  • 1
    Which of these colors do you like best?
    Monkey no speak English!
    yellow, green
    All the colors
    Blue, violet
    Red, orange
  • 2
    What is your favorite food?
    Doorknobs!
    Bananas!
    Pencils!
    Humans!
  • 3
    OO OO EE EE!
    No, your wrong, it's OOh! Eee Eee Ahah!
    Hey! I made up that word!
    WTF?
  • 4
    Do you like monkeys?
    They're ok.
    All types, all shapes of monkey l like!
    I have one for a pet!
    No way Jose!
  • 5
    Have you ever...

    Had the maniacal urge to swing from chandeliers and other hanging things?
    What kind of crazy sicky are you?
    Um, not really, well, maybe sort of...
    Ooh, yes!
  • 6
    Did you actually do it?
    No. Bummer.
    Yes!
    I never wanted to in the first place!
  • 7
    Did you score less than 85 on any IQ test you took?
    No way! I am not stupid!
    What is IQ? Me monkey no know IQ.
    No, I have never taken an IQ test.
  • 8
    How many types of monkey can you name?
    0-5
    10-20
    20-50
    5-10
  • 9
    Do you have fleas?
    No monkeys have fleas! We clean! Maybe me has fleas.
    No. I am not a dog.
    Yes.
  • 10
    Last but not least, do you think you are a monkey?
    maybe...
    No, stupid.
    YES! Better yet, I KNOW I am a monkey!