What Kind of a Beast Are You?

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  • 1
    So, what do you like to eat?
    Lots of food.
    Um... tasty things. Lots of tasty things, actually.
    Beast food
    Sweet things served on another beast
  • 2
    What's your favourite activity?
    Being BEASTLY!
    Videos, books and ice cream
    Drinking with friends
    Humping beast
  • 3
    Ok... Who's your favourite author?
    You what?
    Um... whoever writes that comic strip
    De Sade! De Sade rocks!
  • 4
    Do you look beastly?
    Heh, yeah, well, RRRAWR
    I do! I do!
    Only after I'm done drinking with friends
    Dude, I even smell beastly.
  • 5
    A few words on the meaning of life?
    I haven't got time for that, my food/ beast/ enthusiasm is getting cold
    Is that philosophy? Philosophy is dumb.
    Being BEASTLY!
    I'm religious
    Heyy, Monty Python did a movie on that
  • 6
    What are cumquats?
    Little beasts?
    I just looked it up on Google
    Something sexual
  • 7
    Do you wash?
    Yeah, I want to be romantically attractive.
    Yeah, it feels good.
    No, never! See, I'm THAT beastly.
    Only when it feels good.
  • 8
    If a schwuss and an aardvark competed with you in beastliness, who would win?
    Trick question, schwuss doesn't exist.
    I'd win.
    This quiz is dumb.
    What's an aardvark?
    The schwuss would win.
  • 9
    What's in your underwear?
    Hey, let's keep it PG.
    Want to have a look?
    Do you really want to know?
    Um, stuff.
    What underwear?
  • 10
    Is "beast" a noun or a verb?
    A noun, hah.
    It's both.
    Noun, verb, adjective, adverb, preposition and conjunction.
    Get away from me with your stupid quiz.
    Is this one more trick question?

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