Duck Domination

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10 Questions - Developed by: Alicia - Developed on: - 5.954 taken

Are ducks trying to take over the world? Or just your house? Find out!

  • 1
    Do you ever see a group of ducks marching past your house holding guns?
    I like eggs!
    Once they started a battle with the frogs and the frogs lost... my dreams!
  • 2
    Do you find that when you're swimming, your feet all of a sudden turn into duck feet before your very eyes! But only for a second then return to normal?
    Absolutely! But I thought it was normal!
    No way! What kind of freak show is this?
    My breath smells bad.
  • 3
    Do you see ducks in your dreams every night?
    Yes, and they always are carrying grenade launchers and wearing army hats.
    Cheesecake tastes like the smell of my Grandma's feet! YUM!
  • 4
    Do you like ducks, or do they scare you?
    Whatever, who cares?
    I love the nice fluffy ducks!
    They creep me out, the way they are always looking at me as if they know something I don't!
  • 5
    Have you ever walked by a pond and seen ducks gathered in a circled under a tree?
    Ducks? Where?
    Uh huh, and I thought I saw my blanket with them...I think they are plotting our doom together.
    blah blah blah...
  • 6
    Have you ever been chased by a duck?
    It acted like it wanted to kill me!
    Sure I guess. But it was only because I stepped on it's wing...
  • 7
    Did you ever look up in the sky and see hundreds of ducks flying?
    Ducks fly? I thought they crawled.
    It was terrifying! I got duck poop on me everywhere! And they were all quacking evilly...
    I smell fire! ARGH! I should run for my life, but I'm too lazy.
  • 8
    Has the duck population in your area quickly multiplied over the last few days?
    One day there was two...the next there was 100!
    The fire is coming closer...
    I thought ducks were endangered.
  • 9
    Has a duck ever stared at you and made you run away?
    Oh, I ran all right! I ran all the way home and cried to my mommy! *sniffs*
    I don't know...
    The fire is very hot...
  • 10
    Have you ever heard a duck talking to his friends about world domination?
    *sobs* It was awful! All they talked about was killing every single human so they could rule the world!
    Finally! The last question!

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